almost 8 years

so I was on the "pics please" forum and I saw a lot of you takinged really really ugly photos so I'm here to help you all be hot like me.

There's only 5 steps!


Step 1. If your name is pamda, gritt, or nicoleyreena, accept the fact you'll never me hot and just don't take any pictures at all.

Step 2. If you're a girl, flipp your hair over to only one side of your head like I do.

Step 3. If you're a man, smile pls. I knowed the 2017 trend for women is to not smile in photos but it doesn't work for men unless you want to be a flamboyanted little weirdo.

Step 4. Pls shower before you take photos so you don't smelled bad

Step 5. Decide whether you want to post the photo. be honesting with yourself. If you're ugly, most likely no one else wants to see you. do us all a favor and keep your ugly to yourself.

almost 8 years

VWXYZ says

instructions unclear got d*ck stuck in toaster


can you not please. that's really rude
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instructions unclear got d*ck stuck in toaster
almost 8 years

etoile says

u r so hot karmatica!!! u look like an island princess


Thank you. I wanna be moana some day.
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u r so hot karmatica!!! u look like an island princess