Epicmafia

almost 8 years

a good test to see if ur being a f.a.g.g.o.t. when ur doing a bit is to ask if the same people who are laughing over the internet would laugh at you doing the same thing in real life and if they wouldnt u are probably being a f.a.g.g.o.t.

thecolonel

almost 8 years

please never do this shtick in real life

desuo

almost 8 years

Shrub

almost 8 years

Karmatica

almost 8 years

iatepewdiepie says

if one day u get pregnanted, cut a clothes hanger (the plastic bendy ones), cut it from one of the triangular corners, straighten it out and inset the hook in your vjj. use a youtube video to see where to manuver the hook. you'll hook your emeriyo and rip it off.

it's way easier and cheaper than getting abortioned

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(Heaven forbid this from ever hapening tho, no one deserves to bang this bitc.h)

jess

almost 8 years

elephantasm says

YES

Karmatica

almost 8 years

iatepewdiepie says

my advice? get rid of him. you should have aborteding him when you were preggy. He most likely didnt learn his behavior but instead inhereteding it from you or your husband. send him to a hospital. he'll grow up and r.ape people like me. when he's 18, i'll be 28. i'll still be cute and glam. if you dont do something about your child, I'LL be at risk of getting r.aped/

iatepewdiepie

almost 8 years

SirAmelio says

ok ;)

I really need some advice. My 8 year old boy is too sexually aware. In the last few months I've noticed him touching himself, rubbing himself against anything he can find, and doing things that I'm too ashamed to type here even though I am anonymous. He is touching his younger sister in ways that are not brotherly. He's fixated with breasts and grabs any he sees. He also forcefully tries to kiss people, both male and female. I've smacked him several times but it hasn't stopped the behaviour. Just last week, his teacher told me he was caught kissing a classmate. I understand children are curious but I have no idea where he learnt all these. He has never seen that kind of behaviour in my house. I monitor what he watches on TV and I have never allowed him on the internet. My husband thinks he should be punished for his behaviour but what kind of punishment? Should I lock him up in his room until he's grown? I am a mother who is so ashamed of her own child. I'm afraid to take him out so he doesn't start harassing other people's children. I'm so confused and ashamed that it is making me sick. Can you please help me make sense of this? What do I do to stop this behaviour?

mememagic

almost 8 years

do you just wake up and say "you know what im going to be a tumor today"

SirAmelio

almost 8 years

youre mad because your shitposting will never be that good

iatepewdiepie

almost 8 years

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stfu

SirAmelio

almost 8 years

hi karmatica im here to say i love your shitposting pls carry on thanks

iatepewdiepie

almost 8 years

antidote isn't half as bad you, not because of thinking about aborting a baby...

BUT U WATCHED AN ACTUAL FUKIN VIDEO ON YT ABOUT ABORTING A BABY WITH A FUKIN HANGER SRSLY WTF U HAVE MENTAL ISSUES!

deletedalmost 8 years

antimatica is a nice ship name

Antidote

almost 8 years

It's my heroin.

Warrens

almost 8 years

antidote cant stop edating on epicmafia, huh?

JM123

almost 8 years

shoe box

Antidote

almost 8 years

Karmatica says

You got me to open up Puush just to post this though so I guess you win.

Karmatica

almost 8 years

Antidote says

I never sent this?!?!

illuminati

almost 8 years

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Antidote

almost 8 years

At first I thought that message was of a sexual nature but I'm actually pretty sure she's threatening to kill me.

Antidote

almost 8 years

Karmatica sent a message to Antidote 1m 11s ago
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We should meet up irl
because there is no antidote to what I can do to you at night ;)

Oh boy

deletedalmost 8 years

Go back to school!

Antidote

almost 8 years

Antidote says

Sexual Harrasedingment on Epicmafia