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How to win 99% of the time.

almost 8 years

This method is guaranteed to work. This is a luck game, as evidenced by the pie of every player being around 50% in wins and losses. Thereby, you have to defeat lady luck at her own game. I'm thereby introducing the one website you can never be wrong with - random.org.

With the power of the Random Number Generator you're super likely to find mafia, since the Gods are always right. Believe in your number, succeed in gaining a "read", and then make up reasons and spam harder than Jeff.

I'll now provide an in-depth strategy to win the game based on the RNG method, but you'll have to prerequisite some stuff:

  • You'll have to randomise your tunnel-number at night, in the order in which the players pop up on the screen to your left.
  • Copy your tunnel-message, such as "ULTRAAUG IS FRIGGIN MAFIA BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SCUMMY". This is a must, but you'll have to paste it at the middle of the day and later so people actually think you have reads.
  • If people ask you "why do u think that" because they want to look towny, just say it's your opinion. If they're not buying it, say it's a reaction test and seed a new random number.

As soon as the game starts, you'll have to not talk for a while. If you want, make up a reason and insufficiently participate - this works both for town and mafia. Say you're back and pretend you reread, and then start asking your random number pointless questions and then say that you used your investigative abilities to find them.

Good excuses for ISP'ing include clipping your nails, YouTube, and eating.

This method is guaranteed to give you a trophy in three rounds at best. For an in-depth strategy at how to win competitive games, follow the advice written on my next guide involving the smart usage of alts, intentional but not apparent gamethrowing, as well as lurking as town.

almost 8 years

Reverent says

The only epicmafia strategy that actually works. But since it's random you might as well just push on whoever you dislike instead.


That wouldn't be 'random' though :P
almost 8 years

Maldito says

My name is in the OP, making this another thread all about me. Thank you thank you thank you!!!


yw
almost 8 years
The only epicmafia strategy that actually works. But since it's random you might as well just push on whoever you dislike instead.
almost 8 years
My name is in the OP, making this another thread all about me. Thank you thank you thank you!!!
deletedalmost 8 years
This is a great guide to getting lynched by me on day one 99% of the time
almost 8 years
Pretty much how i got all my wins
almost 8 years

Gerry says

I do this every game, I can confirm it works. People will sheep you because you sound confident.

And even if you're wrong, who cares. u got people to sheep u lol


Exactly.
almost 8 years
I do this every game, I can confirm it works. People will sheep you because you sound confident.

And even if you're wrong, who cares. u got people to sheep u lol