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Got laid from EM?

almost 8 years

Has any1 got laid from EM? like srsly?

Got laid from EM?
31
Yay
14
Nay
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LOL well played sir
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MafiaGod says

Sex is dirty, mucus, and seamen gets everywhere.


What kind of sex are you have where you get covered in semen?
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Why do we assume anything? Why would you be sad that I think sex is dirty if you wouldn't want to have it with me? Part of me is being a jerk, the other part of me kind of wants to know, because that is some weird syntax. I don't care if people are dirty or not. I just won't be dirty with them. I can honestly say I've never been dirty in the sense I have now defined it cause I've only had sex with my wife. Conversations about sex is like dance about architecture. Boring compared to going out and having it with someone you love.
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If you don't wanna have one night stands, by all means, don't have one night stands. Why the need to judge people who do, though. Let people make their own choices who they want to, or don't want to, f*ck in life.
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You can prevent pregnancy and std's quite well though, just use protection. It's not 100% safe but it still prevents a lot of unwanted things.

If you rather have poop on your chest than s*x, by all means, don't have s*x and enjoy yourself with the poop. Still not necessary to judge others who don't think likewise I'd say.

And why would I assume anything about your sexuality? And why would you assume I'd want to have s*x with you?
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What I am saying is that, sex on a level that is devoid of love, is dirty. The entire theme of the thread comes off as dirty. And I just realized that I read the poll wrong. I am not accusing those who have hooked up on EM as dirty, just those who had one night stands. Lastly, Edark & Arcbell are just, Edark & Arcbell who I will always hate, for various reasons.
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aren't kids an std
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Sex is dirty, mucus, and seamen gets everywhere. Sometimes they are carrying kids, and a sometimes it is just carrying STD's ... do I have to get graphic? Have you seen what an STD does to other organic matter on the cellular level? I mean I know you are sad that you won't get to have sex with me cause you think I think that sex is dirty and I am somehow now a homosexual, ... wait ... did you just assume my gender? Sometimes dirty is amazing! Sometimes dirty is well, .... *removes puke from mouth.* But the point is that anything Arbell or Edark likes .... might as well just take a poop on my chest. Over the top? I am just getting started.
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MafiaGod, are you calling s*x dirty? Sad.
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ye das n8
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MafiaGod says

anything that Katie, Edark, likmynut and Arcbell like, I am going to have to say it probably a bad thing. Anthony, Cory I expected better from you. And I can name about 6 people I know on FB who have gotten laid from EpicMafia; but they are also married each other, so it isn't like as dirty as you think it is.


i currently live with them so there's that
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Does cam-sex count? Lmao.
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6 people from em who got married... i cant believe that tbh
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MafiaGod says

anything that Katie, Edark, likmynut and Arcbell like, I am going to have to say it probably a bad thing. Anthony, Cory I expected better from you. And I can name about 6 people I know on FB who have gotten laid from EpicMafia; but they are also married each other, so it isn't like as dirty as you think it is.


cmon man
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MafGod returns. Missed you, dude.
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The only correct answer is yay.
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anything that Katie, Edark, likmynut and Arcbell like, I am going to have to say it probably a bad thing. Anthony, Cory I expected better from you. And I can name about 6 people I know on FB who have gotten laid from EpicMafia; but they are also married each other, so it isn't like as dirty as you think it is.
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juneau says

sleeping with someone on EM is akin to sleeping with someone you met from your local dungeons and dragons roleplaying circle or having a one night stand with the greasy guy/girl you traded your blue eyed white dragon yugioh card to or the relatively attractive sweaty guy (out of a group of sweaty guys) you bumped into while hunting for pokemon on pokemon GO

the moral of these analogies is that none of those are the preferential methods of getting laid and you should feel bad for yourself if you have to resort to a browser based party game website to having a sex life; no you didn't get "":"lucky"""


ay y need to chillax m8
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sleeping with someone on EM is akin to sleeping with someone you met from your local dungeons and dragons roleplaying circle or having a one night stand with the greasy guy/girl you traded your blue eyed white dragon yugioh card to or the relatively attractive sweaty guy (out of a group of sweaty guys) you bumped into while hunting for pokemon on pokemon GO

the moral of these analogies is that none of those are the preferential methods of getting laid and you should feel bad for yourself if you have to resort to a browser based party game website to having a sex life; no you didn't get "":"lucky"""
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yes :)
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"i think you're forgetting xJade and Simplton"

All I remember about this is Simplton admitting on the forums he jizzed in her ear in the middle of the night.
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Don't forget Harry as well as me. lol
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Antidote says



Me and xJade




i think you're forgetting xJade and Simplton



CoryInConstantinople says

RIP mastaknarf, dead via car crash


wait wtf is this really what happened to mastaknarf?
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ark fĂșcked me alright

https://epicmafia.com/report/203260