Epicmafia

poser

almost 8 years

Miss u error

YHWH

almost 8 years

I mailed fnoof the reward for the YHWH challenge and he got busted by the DEA, is that what happened

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pamda says

MeetTerry says

I loved this man

Sank was really tsundere as fuc but deep inside he had love and compassion for people

He was a qtpie

I liked his nipples

Same

Yup

Hester

almost 8 years

Now I'm pretty sure he was the one who changed the username of my account so he could let his friend register that name. Without asking me. Without letting me know

Minie

almost 8 years

Fnoof why couldn't u give up before banning lags original name

deletedalmost 8 years

thecolonel says

cute says

thecolonel says

what about when you can see the exposed muscle fibers

thats when u know to pick up the pace

whatabout when she's lying lifeless on your lap, and all you can do is cry but you worry your tears might leave dna on the body even though you know your dna is already on the body in other places so you have to figure out how to dispose of it well--not just a shallow grave, why do killers always do a shallow grave anyway, the bodies always get up to the surface and you won't do it like that, you're smart enough to get away with it but f.u.c.k. how were you stupid enough to let her die and jesus christ you're thinking about yourself when you just killed someone, you took life away from the planet, human life what's wrong with you?

That was too real tbh

thecolonel

almost 8 years

cute says

thecolonel says

what about when you can see the exposed muscle fibers

thats when u know to pick up the pace

whatabout when she's lying lifeless on your lap, and all you can do is cry but you worry your tears might leave dna on the body even though you know your dna is already on the body in other places so you have to figure out how to dispose of it well--not just a shallow grave, why do killers always do a shallow grave anyway, the bodies always get up to the surface and you won't do it like that, you're smart enough to get away with it but f.u.c.k. how were you stupid enough to let her die and jesus christ you're thinking about yourself when you just killed someone, you took life away from the planet, human life what's wrong with you?

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cute says

Kylo says

Write me a guide on how to be the world's best boyfriend and I'll White Knight you until I self delete. No man will dare to even look at you funny

ok i will write u an all-comprehensive guide on how to understand women and deliver it to u on christmas evening

Nice, I guess my main question is how you stop falling in love with one and make them start falling in love with you instead, thus reversing the power dynamic.

That'd be SWEET!

cute

almost 8 years

Kylo says

Write me a guide on how to be the world's best boyfriend and I'll White Knight you until I self delete. No man will dare to even look at you funny

ok i will write u an all-comprehensive guide on how to understand women and deliver it to u on christmas evening

cute

almost 8 years

thecolonel says

what about when you can see the exposed muscle fibers

thats when u know to pick up the pace

deletedalmost 8 years

Every time I was feeling insecure about my relationship, Fnoof would just stroke my ego a little and offer to mod me.

He always knew just what to say. Maybe he was the world's perfect boyfriend

vilden

almost 8 years

Why did he give up all because of a topic some 17 y/o sandboxer kid made

thecolonel

almost 8 years

i f.u.c.k.i.n.g. loved fnoof

deletedalmost 8 years

Write me a guide on how to be the world's best boyfriend and I'll White Knight you until I self delete. No man will dare to even look at you funny

thecolonel

almost 8 years

cute says

thecolonel says

hhow many belt slaps is too many belt slaps

there is no such thing as too many belt slaps, trust me

what about when you can see the exposed muscle fibers

cute

almost 8 years

thecolonel says

hhow many belt slaps is too many belt slaps

there is no such thing as too many belt slaps, trust me

cute

almost 8 years

how many pages would u like this manifesto to be?

thecolonel

almost 8 years

cute says

i know lots and lots about making girls happy, what would u like to know?

hhow many belt slaps is too many belt slaps

cute

almost 8 years

silly sonseray, its called social security, not personal security! xD

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I want a manifesto written by women on women

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I want to know all of the secret things that make a girl feel special and loved

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Otherwise you're a social re.tard who can only respond to insults with deflective self-deprecation because you don't have the personal security to do otherwise

cute

almost 8 years

i know lots and lots about making girls happy, what would u like to know?

Jeff

almost 8 years

Fnoof wanted me to post this:

deletedalmost 8 years

If you teach me all of the secret girl secrets to making my girlfriend feel special I will be nice to you instead of mean to you

Fnoof's Shrine