hey would anyone want to meet up with me in singapore

Cool Singapore facts:

• One of the only 3 city states in the world
• A great majority of the population occupies public housing
• You can be executed for posessing marijuana
• The government has its own matchmaking department called the Social Development Unit (SDU). Detractors call it “Single, Desperate and Ugly”.
• It's illegal to do gay
• Chewing gum is criminal, so you can always put your hands underneath random tables and desks safely