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Signs that you may be transethnic:

• You do yoga. it's a fun way to get in shape and build core strength
• you feel sick every time you eat spaghetti. because you keep wishing it was f**king curry
• You can name 5 or more Bollywood stars
• You don't know why you get dirty looks when you call older men and women uncle & auntie
• You believe, very strongly, that India is entitled to its nuclear stockpile and are deeply concerned by the nuclear chauvinism of the United States
• You follow cricket (the sport)
• You go tanning twice a week but you still feel too pale
• You keep a copy of the Kama Sutra under your bed
• Every time you see a caricature of a male terrorist wearing a turban you get legit mad..... like steamed........ because Sikh men are all pacifists and generally good people, they don't deserve the bad rap
• You find it absolutely astonishing that the world's second largest nation receives so little media attention in the west