You are stranded an island and a penguin swims up and pulls out hacksaw and hands it to you. He says if you cut your hand off he will turn into Diplo and stay with you on the island. If you don't he will peck ur feet until you find a way off or eventually die of starvation.
what do
I don't have hands, I have flippers. Guess he turns into Diplo by default.
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You are stranded an island and a penguin swims up and pulls out hacksaw and hands it to you. He says if you cut your hand off he will turn into Diplo and stay with you on the island. If you don't he will peck ur feet until you find a way off or eventually die of starvation.