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I need a beanie

Goodbar
about 8 years

Winter is coming and it's that time of the year to sport the fashionable beanie. What is a beanie I should wear that will make my head be sexy and make the people say "nice head!"?

deletedabout 8 years
.. Some winters are harder than others.
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I flaunt my beautiful bald head like a sl00t, thank you all very much.
Goodbar
about 8 years
i think steve is a closet fedora wearer...
Goodbar
about 8 years
steve must have the answer and yet he is not sharing it!
Sims
about 8 years

ScubaSteve says

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.


the last person i would expect to say this
moon
about 8 years

ScubaSteve says

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.


how do you keep your bald head warm then?
deletedabout 8 years
you're better off wrapping a condom over your head considering they serve the same function as beanies (they are both for dícks)
Goodbar
about 8 years
i pass by what i think is the original carhatt store every time i go to school. wow, your words must be fate!

just kidding i looked at their website i don't like anything
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ScubaSteve says

You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.


agreed but i'm posting anyway to stem the inevitable tide of tumblr-chic lame-o's shilling for carhartt.
Goodbar
about 8 years
did someone drop a wig on steve? not cool guys, not cool
illuminati
about 8 years
His scalp is protected by long, luscious locks of hair.
Goodbar
about 8 years
well how do you, adult man steve, protect your vulnerable and luminous head in the times of bitter coldness
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You're an adult, John. Adults don't wear beanies.