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Just bought a dildo.

Karmatica
almost 10 years

So I just bought a pink dildo labelled "Extensive butt plug", but it doesn't fit in me.

I don't want to try it through the front door cuz i don't want to widen it up too early... know what I'm sayin?

Edit: Thinking of buying one of these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrvxH-BWexU

Satan
almost 10 years

LadyNemesis says

Wine. If I meant something else, I would have typed something else. WINE. You know, the grape stuff, with alcohol. Especially alcohol.


Alcohol also causes troubles....so....
Escurai
almost 10 years

Saika says

Disgusting if you dont want to see a man wank in publicly


you dont know what i dont want to see
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Disgusting if you dont want to see a man wank in publicly you wouldnt want a women to do the same

like the first comment they said in the youtube video ''For a ho'e on the go''
LadyNemesis
almost 10 years
Wine. If I meant something else, I would have typed something else. WINE. You know, the grape stuff, with alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Satan
almost 10 years
wine or whine??
LadyNemesis
almost 10 years
The answer to all your troubles is, and will always be, WINE.
denial
almost 10 years
Yall are yucky
Karmatica
almost 10 years

Arcbell says

Good job Karmatica. I thought you were for real in your first thread. You tricked me.


Is it because I'm female.
Linker
almost 10 yearsedited
I've heared shower heads do magic. It's also a little easier when its warm around you. Or you could just have a friendly bonk neighbor, he'll take care of all of these needs.
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...damn
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honestly though im not a real person, im just some convoluted AI that gained self-awarness and in doing so lost all purpose to exist
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the forums are goddamn dead though
deletedalmost 10 years
how do u explain this thread dude?

https://epicmafia.com/topic/80661
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how do u not believe karmatica is real and thinki am? do u not see the bizarre sh*t that i post??
Arcbell
almost 10 years
Good job Karmatica. I thought you were for real in your first thread. You tricked me.
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try using your fingers at first an then moving up to everyday household objects like remote controllers or hair brushes and work ur way up to your faux phallus