...when nuclear war inevitably breaks out?

I'm feeling particularly tinfoil hat today so I decided to make this thread to show people how much trouble they'd be in if certain nuclear devices were detonated in or around their location.

Select a device from the below list and a location and I'll tell you what would happen if the device was detonated there, as well as if they're likely to be affected by an actual nuclear war (if they aren't a primary target, how they would be affected by fallout from other detonations).

• "Davy Crockett" - smallest US bomb produced (20t)
• Crude nuclear terrorist weapon (100t)
• North Korean weapon, tested in 2013 (10kt)
• "Little Boy" - Hiroshima bomb (15kt)
• "Fat Man" - Nagasaki bomb (20kt)
• W-76 (common in US & UK arsenal) (100kt)
• TN 80/81 (largest current French warhead) (300kt)
• Topol (SS-25) (currently in Russian arsenal) (800kt)
• B-83 (largest bomb in current US arsenal) (1.2Mt)
• R-12 (SS-4) Soviet missile, Cuban missile crisis (2.42Mt)
• Dong Feng-5 (China's current ICBMs) (5Mt)
• "Ivy Mike" - first H-bomb (10.4Mt)
• "Castle Bravo" - largest US bomb tested (15Mt)
• "Tsar Bomba" - largest USSR bomb designed (100Mt)

Stay noided, folks.