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EM Shutting down

about 8 years

I have been hearing rumors lately that EM is shutting down and as a proud veteran of Epic Mafia, I cannot just sit quietly and let this disaster happen...

I am forming an elite group of users who want to rebel against the shutdown and take over Epic Mafia and reestablish political order.

Sign this petition if you are interested in joining and one of my subordinates will PM you about membership details. We will privately ship you one body armor and helmet, as well as a starter kit before we deploy you out to the battlefield and go to war to take over EM.


Betrayal - General of the Army - Sits at headquarters and does nothing

Sinek8 - Colonel of the Army - Oversees public relations with the general public over war affairs. Reports directly to Betrayal.

Bigpock - Major of the Army - Leads 100 henchman out to war, hides under a bunker to evade enemy snipers

Neoduck - Command Sergeant - A spy sent to infiltrate enemy headquarters and find whereabouts on Cody for capture and detainment.

Burial - Staff Sergeant - Sacrifices their life for the greater good of mankind

jazzycat123 - Sergeant - Stands outside and guards the bunker that serves Major Bigpock

swan - Sergeant - Stands outside and guards the bunker that serves Major Bigpock

YHWH - Sergeant - VWXYZ's older brother. Unlike his younger brother, YHWH gets taken hostage and interrogated by the enemy. Whether he is still alive is unknown..

VWXYZ - Private - Joined the Army thinking they could take advantage of the GI Bill but ends up dying in battle

LeMenteur - Private - Joined the Army to serve Major Bigpock

Ghommie - Private - A minor who lied about their age to join the Army and die for Betrayal's sake, truly patriotic..

Dag - Private - High school dropout who joined military as a chance to make a name for himself in society... Ends up exploding his own grenande in Basic Training and dying..

Save Epic Mafia 2016
12 signed
For liberty, for justice, for all...!
about 8 years
There have been many warning signs that EM was beginning to crumble...

Exhibit #A: https://epicmafia.com/topic/63716
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NEW TARGET: Jack, an EM moderator and passive forum jock! Assemble forces and detain Jack! Capture him dead or alive. He poses a threat to our stronghold!
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Burial says

That is what the new Facebook update looks like


lmao
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Cody says

at least make the chat bubbles look believable


You will soon be captured by my army, Cody. If I were you, I would get that VISA ready and pack your bags mate. Things are only going uphill from here!
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Cody says

at least make the chat bubbles look believable


Ah ha, you are too close to my army now and we have captured you Cody. Interrogation ensues..

Bp~ to Cody: "WHERE IS YOUR FKING ARMY"
Cody to Bp~: "NO ENGLES NO ENGLES"



-Cody PoW
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Burial says


Betrayal says


Burial says

the truth revealed


Shut up, the truth mustn't be revealed! The countless men who sacrifice their lives in battle must never learn that it was all for nothing!


Betrayal its ironic but true i am in fact the betrayer i have been feeding lucid information this whole time and within the next hour you and all your boys will be banned


Little kid, how foolish and arrogant of you to dare chastise the might of my military power. Little do you know that I have under cover special forces that can take you down in an instant. We will have your account wiped to 0 losses and 0 kudos. And we will get rid of everything you ever knew, loved, or enjoyed in life.
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ring ring it's shutdown
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Betrayal says


Burial says

the truth revealed


Shut up, the truth mustn't be revealed! The countless men who sacrifice their lives in battle must never learn that it was all for nothing!


Betrayal its ironic but true i am in fact the betrayer i have been feeding lucid information this whole time and within the next hour you and all your boys will be banned
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That is what the new Facebook update looks like
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at least make the chat bubbles look believable
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the truth revealed
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Dag - Private - High school dropout who joined military as a chance to make a name for himself in society... Ends up exploding his own grenande in Basic Training and dying..

lmao
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bad thread
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It is day 54 on the campaign to take Lucid's apartment when me and my boy'os spotted the internet policing moderators. In an exchange of gun fire we lost aprox. 20 black men including Pvt. Ghommie, and killing 3 moderators.

The campaign must advance forward.
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trrrrussmedaddi!
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man's never been in marquee when it's shut down eh?
about 8 years
its not even getting shut down

what are you people on about jeez
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Burial reassuring me that I infact look fierce
about 8 years
im very helpful thanks

if a little girl carrying a gun is scary
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about 8 years

Antidote says

big if tru


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big if tru
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All non-commissioned officers who survive this war will be granted Modship after the war ends. All officers will be granted Admin.
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Philip Wang, you take great pride in your logic. I suggest you employ it. Consider the beautiful epicmafia you so vigorously defend. Picture it reduced to ash at my whim! Consider the fate of your users.

Bigpock is legend