about 8 years

Your mission is to send somebody who can successfully charm their way into scoring a job they have zero experience on, all while pretending to know it more than 95% of people who have applied.

You must choose based on all three of these things:

a) ability to study

b) ability to find someone who can forge / or create by themselves a proper resume with credentials

c) charm their way into scoring the job.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .

1) eris

2) harry / roadman

3) riotkiller

4) cody

5) runwithfire

6) devante

7) arcbell

8) poser (bc arcbell said so)

about 8 years

Sincerely says

could eris really do c?


I think that's his language of preference, yes.
about 8 years
I choose Dyl.
about 8 years
it's literally impossible for me to be bored about something im doing and actually stick to it. if im not interested i will just stop caring, also the words will just become single words rather than sentences and my brain will refuse to actually remember them. so if this job is boring, needless to say i'm gonna fail
about 8 years

Rutab says

Arcbell what's my biggest strength in your opinion


Empathy + humor, but I only know you as an internet cow so don't let me pigeonhole you.
about 8 years
ESPECIALLY people who frequent epic-f*cking-mafia
about 8 years
Arcbell what's my biggest strength in your opinion
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fnoof says


Arcbell says


fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?


This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.


glass ceiling!


alternatively most modern human beings would fall short in that area no matter their gender
about 8 years
Rose has many intellectual strengths but being a bookworm is not one of them.
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Arcbell says


fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?


This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.


glass ceiling!
about 8 years
truth. I mean actually josh could probably do c though so never mind
about 8 years

fnoof says

are you saying rose can't read well?


This is about how good you are at being able to quickly assimilate information about something arbitrary and of no interest to you, and do an OK job despite spending significantly less time studying it than people who might get the job legitimately. In that regard I think rose probably falls short by comparison.
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Yeah and being charming on the internet is a lot different to being charming irl
about 8 years
sure but what about to a JOB INTERVIEWER
about 8 years
Until he pulls out a SURPRISE DOX
about 8 years
Josh is incredibly charming tbh
about 8 years
could eris really do c?
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are you saying rose can't read well?
about 8 years
If you ever need a good old smooth talker then contact me

Every single job I've ever been working, I'm everyone's "Go to" guy for everything

Even with girls I pretty much can talk my way into anything lol
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Cody/roadman
about 8 years
1) a, b, c
2) ?, b, c
3) x, ?, c
4) a, ?, ?
5) a, ?, ?
6) x, ?, ?
7) a, b, x
8) x, b, c
about 8 years
Devante or Harry definitely. They did that for their mod positions so.
about 8 years
devante or harry
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Yeah probably eris bc he can do all 3.

Everyone else is lacking in at least one other area to my knowledge. Maybe rwf can get the fake docs too who knows.
about 8 years
I am 100% with Devante on this one because he is one smooth mfker
about 8 years
It's still Eris.