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pranay7744
about 8 years

By a weird guy with a mask

That guy gives you access to epicmafia.com and epicmafia.com only. You can log into it with your account. There is no other way to contact anyone else.

Who will you contact on epicmafia.

panthero
about 8 years
I don't think anyone will ever buy that kidnapped person has access to epicmafia?
panthero
about 8 years
who here would want to rescue me?
panthero
about 8 years
who here would believe me if i asked them to contact police?
shampoopoo
about 8 years
tbh wouldnt be surprised if that happened
deletedabout 8 years
Pranay type 123 if you're not presently being held hostage by Arcbell
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Arcbell says

The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.


this is exactly what the kidnapper would say

maybe this whole thread is some thinly veiled SOS and Arcbell has already kidnapped Pranay
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i log into my own profile to change my embed, i ask the captor "what do you think of my music taste?" he then glasses me in the face and pauses it.
deletedabout 8 years
contact mikeyru and proceed to scheme on making the kidnapper highly uncomfortable about their potential masculinity
Arcbell
about 8 years
If you post your old address and real name and parent's contact info and ask for a police call, no they won't. Or they'll call the police anyways just to spite you for trolling them.
pranay7744
about 8 years
The thing is that people will think you are joking when you ask for help.
Tatami
about 8 years
Along the way to rescue me he'll face off against mortal dangers, scheming furryphobes, malevolent moderators, evil gamethrowers, salacious foxkin, and the mastermind pranay.
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Tatami says

00Xerox is just the man for the mission.


i thought about making this post at first but figured it just wasn't worth it
Arcbell
about 8 years
The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.
Tatami
about 8 years
00Xerox is just the man for the mission.
thecolonel
about 8 years

smnx says

I'd probably tell literally anyone to contact the police


Good idea!
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I'd probably tell literally anyone to contact the police
Arcbell
about 8 years
What does the mask look like?
MITOLL
about 8 years
i will choose death
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i would just let the stockhold syndrome set in and embrace epicmafia as my new home and my captor as my new daddy
deletedabout 8 years
this is actually easy i have half my contacts list
Becomeclear
about 8 years
Arcbell
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fnoof says

i will contact you pranay because you will force my kidnapper to self or else you will report for gt


Same lol
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https://epicmafia.com/user/415726#/
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ok fine then i change my answer to the only other man who has what it takes to save us
pranay7744
about 8 years
I literally wont believe a word you say. Also I don't think I will be able to establish contact with the kidnapper even if I wanted to help you.