Epicmafia

You are kidnapped

almost 10 years

By a weird guy with a mask

That guy gives you access to epicmafia.com and epicmafia.com only. You can log into it with your account. There is no other way to contact anyone else.

Who will you contact on epicmafia.

panthero

almost 10 years

I don't think anyone will ever buy that kidnapped person has access to epicmafia?

panthero

almost 10 years

who here would want to rescue me?

panthero

almost 10 years

who here would believe me if i asked them to contact police?

shampoopoo

almost 10 years

tbh wouldnt be surprised if that happened

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Pranay type 123 if you're not presently being held hostage by Arcbell

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Arcbell says

The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.

this is exactly what the kidnapper would say

maybe this whole thread is some thinly veiled SOS and Arcbell has already kidnapped Pranay

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i log into my own profile to change my embed, i ask the captor "what do you think of my music taste?" he then glasses me in the face and pauses it.

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contact mikeyru and proceed to scheme on making the kidnapper highly uncomfortable about their potential masculinity

Arcbell

almost 10 years

If you post your old address and real name and parent's contact info and ask for a police call, no they won't. Or they'll call the police anyways just to spite you for trolling them.

pranay7744

almost 10 years

The thing is that people will think you are joking when you ask for help.

Tatami

almost 10 years

Along the way to rescue me he'll face off against mortal dangers, scheming furryphobes, malevolent moderators, evil gamethrowers, salacious foxkin, and the mastermind pranay.

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Tatami says

00Xerox is just the man for the mission.

i thought about making this post at first but figured it just wasn't worth it

Arcbell

almost 10 years

The problem is, the fact that they're only letting you on epicmafia implies they're an epicmafia user too, and that they know you from epicmafia. 99% of the time anyways.

So if you ask in public, the captor will probably say they're calling the police then just not.

Tatami

almost 10 years

00Xerox is just the man for the mission.