or else he's just usurping this thread for a sense of self-worth which he cannot attain anywhere else due to flunking his community college courses and having no confidence in his skill at mafia and no social skills
The moment I came out of the womb, the first thought my infant self had after “ ;___; ” was “Funny is my life goal.” It left an imprint on my brain. The first thought I remember thinking was that, in those words, even before I could speak English. I know it was my infant self that thought it because I used the word funny as a noun, which is infantile. So every time I have a thought, or say a thing, or do a thing, it somehow stems from my personal mantra, “Funny is my life goal.” Unfortunately someone whose brain is shaped around a sentence that ill-constructed is inevitably going to be too stupid to be funny. Woe is me.