Post and I'll attempt to make a short case against you for cheating. They won't be joke cases they'll be serious attempts to give evidence that you cheated, regardless of whether or not I think you're a cheater.
Disclaimer: despite the fact that these are not joke cases, this thread is for entertainment purposes only and anyone who posts, no matter how much I think they didn't cheat, will get a case against them if I can think of one.
To my knowledge you don't have any trophies and I don't know about your involvement in any rounds. From a profiling standpoint you're an obvious cheater-type though, but that may be all I have.
You're a very mischievous person, and you've skirted the rules for fun before (while you were a mod rogue banning people).
You make many tongue in cheek remarks about cheating and rule breaking on the site, which is usually something actual cheaters do, myself included.
You have a lot of friends and like to keep people's secrets so chances are you know about your friends who have cheated at which point there's very little motivation for you to NOT cheat with them, especially since cheating and getting away with it is somewhat cool now and not looked down upon in the way it once was. I'll have a look through some rounds and see if you show up but you have a lot of alts.