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Dylan's Comp Thread

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I have to make a list of right now because everyone needs to be aware of what they're getting into when they play with some people. I'll be adding more people to the list, but I think it's important that some of these players get some spotlight for being atrocious at this game.

JM123 - Here's what I would do if I were you, if you see JM123 as the clear pr in a game, suicide immediately and save yourself and the town a loss. This guy doesn't know the difference between main lobby and sandbox and will probably mishammer 80% of the time. He's literally the type of guy to mishammer with a 3/4 chance of hitting mafia. He'll get a read 1 minute into the day and never switch or bother re-evaluating it.

BrendaDs - I'm pretty sure out of the 1400 wins she has, 1000 of them are from FP, and the rest are from Cocos and Guns n Hookers. I can't see her ever in my life placing in the top 5 of any round. I flipped mafia one game and Brenda was sheriff and I already marked the game as a win cause even if she took one step forward by shooting mafia, she'd take two steps backward lynching back to back town.

Becomeclear - this guy was unanimously voted the worst player to ever trophy in the history of this website

over 7 years
JM politely asked me to bump this thread.
about 8 years
Seems like Forum Spam.
about 8 years
Man I used to love that song
about 8 years
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
about 8 years
Forget Mike - Nobody really knows how or why he works so hard
It seems like he's never got time
Because he writes every note and he writes every line
And I've seen him at work when that light goes on in his mind
It's like a design is written in his head every time
Before he even touches a key or speaks in a rhyme
And those he runs with,
The kids that he signed?
Ridiculous, without even trying,
How did he do it?!
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Tak! - He's not your everyday on the block
He knows how to work with what he's got
Making his way to the top
He often gets a comment on his name
People keep asking him was it given at birth
Or does it stand for an acronym?
No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth
He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice
Him and his crew are known around as one of the best
Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent
about 8 years
They call him Ryu, he's sick
And he's spitting fire
And mike got him out the dryer he's hot
Found him in Fort Minor with Tak
What a ' nihilist porcupine
He's a prick, he's a
The type women want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot
Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow
Now the record with Shinoda's taking over the globe
He's got a partner in crime, his is equally dope
You won't believe the kind of that comes out of this kid's throat
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This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent fear
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought he'd be the one to set the west in flames
Then I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's ' with S. Dot!
about 8 years
Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist
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Mike! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!
about 8 years
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
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You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)
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xPooky says

I feel like Ideal wants to get rebanned


This dude is supposed to be banned
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lmfao
about 8 years
inb4 xPooky muted
about 8 years
I feel like Ideal wants to get rebanned
about 8 years
Werent you supposed to be nice
about 8 years
Becomeclear is fine when he decides to play the game lol
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NO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE UPDATED

also idk about JM but neither of becomeclear and brenda are bad per se, FP or no FP
about 8 years

brownpimp007 says

Ideal. you will win more games if you make more *mod* friends XD

about 8 years
Ideal. Perhaps you should also add good players to this so that people trust them.

Also, this is the reason town loves to lynch you even when you are obvi town. Cuz of stuff like this. I'm telling you man, you will win more games if you make more friends XD
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pranay7744 says

Dylan trying to run for the trophy and losing first few games on all 23 of his accounts, thus resorting to abuse of trolls and gt accounts whose trolling and gt had not made him lose till now.

Question to mods- is Dylan allowed to run yet?


I have 3 accounts and I can't even run noob
about 8 years
Dylan trying to run for the trophy and losing first few games on all 23 of his accounts, thus resorting to abuse of trolls and gt accounts whose trolling and gt had not made him lose till now.

Question to mods- is Dylan allowed to run yet?
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yoyo200900 says

Oh boy. This roast is fire! I haven't read it but I'm sure a hood nig ga like Ideal knows how to write a fiery roast.


You haven't read it yet you know that it's a roast