ROUND 4

[Status: Normal]

Good afternoon everyone, we have yet another serious issue. Today I decided to grace lobby chat with my presence, and do you know who I discovered was present? error, the highly dangerous revolutionary. I believe I made it very clear that him residing in sandbox is a threat to my regime, and thus he would have to be permanently removed.

Before I send him packing to outcast lobby, he let it slip that his unban was done by you, Bebop. Explain yourself.

[Status: Angry]

Hacked, really? That's the oldest excuse in the book and quite frankly I'm not so sure I believe you. Even if it's true, getting hacked is for suckers. I can't have suckers on my mod team!! My mod team is for WINNERS ONLY. No suckers, lamers, or other related varieties of losers allowed. Whenever anyone asks why I was late to update my forum game, I'll be sure you tell them it was 100% your fault!!!!

OikawaTooru has been demodded.

(gotta run errands will start round 4 when i get back)

Your Supreme Holiness I would never do such a thing! At least, not knowingly. I am either asleep or at school in the mornings, leaving me no time to post. Let me go check my Skype chat logs I'll definitely find out what happened here!
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Oh. Oh no. My account. Was hacked. was sent to all my active chats. How could this have happened?! I-I have my PARENTS on Skype! And coworkers! And classmates! Please forgive me, Nat, your Graciousness. I will go delete everything right now so your pure eyes never have to meet this atrocity.
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Seems like no one else saw the spam, and I think I know what caused it now... after banning a user I was scared something on their profile had given me a virus. I asked cute for advice on what to do and she linked me to a rather sketchy looking malware blocker but I trusted in her judgement and downloaded it. And not a day after, this happens...

[Status: Irritated]

My goodness. Poor sweet precious innocent pure virginal FannyChmelar, I am so terribly sorry for my prior accusations! Of course, I completely understand your actions. And I am very proud of you for going to such lengths to avoid falling to temptation. Fear not, I will ensure those responsible pay the price. And a steep price it will be...

OikawaTooru! What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to make dirty sinners of us all!? Why on Earth did you post pornographic content to my mod chat?!?

I am very sorry Your Greatness but I had a very valid reason to spam during that occurance. You see, someone in the mod chat had actually posted pornographic content, and as your graciousness always taught me not to be a sinner, I was left no choice but to spam to get it off of my screen as I do not have the power to delete messages within that chat, only yourself can do so ma'am! If it helps at all, I believe that OikawaTooru was the one to post this content within the chat! Perhaps this was to use your rules against ourselves?

I am very sorry for this event Ruler Nat, next time I will be sure to message you privately to delete such content, but it was as mod izzy said, you were not present at the time! I had to make a rash decision, so I again am sorry for this.

[Status: Irritated]

Well if they were spamming mod chat then why didn't you just message me personally?! Fine, I suppose in that case you did technically do what I asked, so I guess you're off the hook...

But you, FannyChmelar! I believe you've been caught red handed; you're part of a greater conspiracy to muddle my once spotless record as supreme forum games organizer. Well you've had your fun, and now there will be hell to pay! Go ahead, try to explain what other reason you had to spam our mod chat at that exact time!

Goodness gracious! I believe this is all some sort of misunderstanding, ma'am, as I am quite certain I posted in the mod Skype chat in the morning to remind you. However, it's quite possible that you were not up at the time. Also not to mention, for some strange reason, FannyChmelar was strategically spamming in the group! I do believe my message to you got lost amongst all the spam, so I offer my sincerest apologies.

[Status: Normal]

Alright, this is a problem. A certain user who will not be named mocked me for forgetting to update my forum game for a couple days. They've been banned of course, but my reputation as the best forum games host has been tarnished! izzy, a few nights ago I believe I asked you to remind me to update the game when I woke up. Did you forget?

[Status: Angry]

Seems honey has gone AWOL. Wracked with guilt, I'm sure. If you read this honey, just take solace that you'll have plenty of time to think about what you did in OUTCAST LOBBY.

honey has been demodded.

sorry mb school work has kept me busy one sec

my bad just saw this pls kick me out :(

so...

honey has 5 hours to respond but I'm gonna be busy this afternoon/evening so I'll give them until tomorrow morning.

cute says

question: ik edark specifically required people refer to him as "sir" and i'm assuming we must refer to you with some form of an honorific but i was wondering which you would prefer us to use?

As long as I feel sufficiently honored by your honorifics I have no preference.

question: ik edark specifically required people refer to him as "sir" and i'm assuming we must refer to you with some form of an honorific but i was wondering which you would prefer us to use?

[Status: Irritated]

I see, I see. But that still doesn't explain why nepenthe believed FannyChmelar was responsible! Something is amiss, and I'm going to be very angry if we haven't gotten to the bottom of it soon. honey, Bebop claims you said you would take care of this! Is this true!? Clearly SOMEONE dropped the ball here.

I would never allow such a libelous slight against your Grace's resplendent image to remain visible for so long! As your omniscient self surely knows, I cover the earlier shift of moderation. I saw the comment appear just as I was handing over the shift to honey, who said that she would take care of it as she thought that she hadn't been performing her duties to your Grace's expectations recently! The conversation I had with nepenthe was to inform them that honey was to handle the dissenting comment! Had I known that she would underperform and neglect to silence blatant liars, I would have never allowed her to take over my shift. I went to sleep directly after my conversation with nepenthe, as I know how much your Grace cares for her mods, so I wanted to make sure I was well-rested and able to perform my duties to the best of my ability the very next shift. The user who reported our conversation to dear Fanny must have been honey in an attempt to pin all of this on myself. I do apologise sincerely for all of the trouble this must cause your Excellence. However, knowing your omnipotent self, I'm confident that you will have this ordeal sorted in no time at all. The community thanks you graciously for your selfless efforts in looking after us all, your Righteousness.

[Status: Irritated]

This is all becoming so strange... Bebop, what on Earth is Fanny here talking about??

There is a very simple answer to that, oh pious ruler Nat. Although I do admit to those logs being completely correct, that specific incident had actually occured over a week ago! In fact, it was the case of the ban of local user, DouradaGrelhada, as they were acting funny, namely talking Swedish which is not common to him at the time, so I had wanted to ban him in case of a potiential hacking incident.

In all honesty, even though those logs are trying to be used to incriminate me, I was not present at the time of that incident as I did not log onto Epic Mafia for that entire day. I however do not believe that nepenthe is behind this frame. I had actually been told about a specific conversation between user nepenthe and Bebop which actually included your name in the conversation, however this user would like to remain anonymous for fear of their safety on this website. I believe this to mean that Bebop is actually the person who is trying to cover his heinous nature in this mod team by pinning a crime I didn't commit onto me, blackmailing nepenthe into lying to you as well as trashing your reputation!

I sincerely apologize for this misunderstanding Miss Nat, I hope you please find it in your grand heart of hearts to forgive me for this mix up.

[Status: Neutral]

Hmm... a bot that automatically bans dissenting users. I don't know, nepenthe. That kind of takes the fun out of it, wouldn't you say so? If you ask me, banning people is one of the best parts of the job. Still, good initiative!

FannyChmelar, these logs look rather genuine to me. So tell me; why is this user not banned if you had asked to do so yourself?

I am terribly sorry, miss, but I have been personally asked to not handle the case by FannyChmelar! Luckily, I was just testing out a bot that saves the contents of the chat:

chat says

04:16FannyChmelar://ERROR 012 - bot can't save avatars or emotes (todo)//
04:17FannyChmelar:let me do the ban
04:17FannyChmelar:i havent banned any1 in a wek
04:17nepenthe:gotcha
04:18nepenthe:i'll just go back to coding then
04:18FannyChmelar:ok ill say that i banned becuase they spoe in swedish

Then I disappeared for the rest of the night as I went back to the bot. I was so tired in the end that I didn't even say goodnight in the chat!

Oh, by the way, shouldn't we just develop an automated system that bans any dissenting users with an excuse out of thin air?

[Status: Neutral]

Oh my lucidrains... this runs deeper than I thought. Clearly there is a major conspiracy afoot to tarnish our standing. Don't worry, Oikawa, I'll get to the bottom of this if I have to ban every single sandboxer! I WILL catch this owner-slandering, mod impersonating, mpreg loving bronie if it's the last thing I do, on the internet!!

So, nepenthe, you were online last night, yes? Mind explaining how this user's slander allowed to stay up on the lobby wall for so long?

O Great Overlord Nat, I caught a cold yesterday and went to bed early so I couldn't have been in lobby chat! In fact, I purposefully avoided epicmafia since I knew if I went on I would've stayed up much too late arguing with nepenthe about furry mpreg vore. I did check in for a short while though and he would be there all night as usual. Why not ask him about it?

Anyways, I did some investigating into how could I have been seen and it seems like I was impersonated! Right after I announced I was leaving to sleep, someone created the account '0ikawaTooru' and started posting some rather disreputable things in chat. Things like... MY LITTLE PONY mpreg vore. Ugh. Perhaps it was the same person who wrote the comment? We must get to the bottom of this! Your pristine reputation is at stake!

ROUND 2

[Status: Neutral]

Guys, when I woke up this morning I saw a post on the lobby wall that was speaking ill of me. We all should know by now that slandering Chairmwoman Nat is an immediately lobby ban. This comment had been up for almost eight hours and no one deleted it nor was the user banned! OikawaTooru, I'm told you were up late in lobby chat last night; mind telling me why you didn't take action?

[Status: Angry]

Excuse me??? You won't be allowed NEAR my butt, mister. If you ask me, it sounds like you definitely had something to do with this whole ordeal! I can't imagine why on Earth you wouldn't think to tell me if my Skype was compromised if you're truly so loyal. Get off my mod squad!

ballsy has been demodded.