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If I were more committed I'd find a really gruesome recipe for preparing a full cow and replace all of the words "cow" with "rutab"
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oh dam I've always read it as "bo-vyne" not "bo-veen"
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i assumed bovine was pronounced w/ the second syllable identical to the "vine" in "ravine" tbqh

I guess I'm undercowlified for this
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Neptune says

bovine
intervene
i won't be cowed by your dumbtelling


do you pronounce "intervine" like "intervyne"

Monkeys swing on vines?
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Edark says


Rutab says

Did ju-neau that I can make puns from almost everything


Is your girlfriend pegnant?


No, he's a good christian, so he knows she won't get pregnant as long as they do it when she is Mooenstruating
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bovine
intervene
i won't be cowed by your dumbtelling
almost 10 years

Edark says


Rutab says

Did ju-neau that I can make puns from almost everything


Is your girlfriend pegnant?


What does pegnant mean
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Rutab says

Did ju-neau that I can make puns from almost everything


Is your girlfriend pegnant?
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It was original but made no sense
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idk i think "interbovine" was pretty original tbh
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I am just Tune-ing you out now bro since your puns are even worse than before
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oh he edited it he had some nonsequitur "bull"-sh!t beforehamd
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I think you missed the mark there. I may be hamming my few puns up a bit too much, but I felt I had to interbovine at some point just to show that quality > quantity
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That was seriously the worst pun ever

Nep-turn yourself around outta this thread
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You'll RUE tabbing back in to this thread sometime soon mooboy
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nvm wrong thread but still a good pun
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I bet Arcbell deleted his post so fast because he Arc-fell short trying to think of a counter pun
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Did ju-neau that I can make puns from almost everything
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juneau says

i already told vilden that it wouldnt work out between us because i dont do ldrs

so can u stop shipping us and ship me with someone else instead


Hmmmmmmm
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Neptune says

Rudetab-senpai*


this was a missed opportunity! I brought this thread around the same way
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Nippleton
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Rudetab-senpai*
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Nepturd
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by virtue of existing on this website you are both allowed to be rude and an acceptable target for rudeness because you are so rude

...RUDEtab