Epicmafia

guys who don't lift

almost 9 years

so what's your excuse? are you just lazy, uninspired, or are you going to tell us that you "dont have time" even though you're currently on the forums of a browser based party game

deletedalmost 9 years

lifting doesnt have to be time consuming.

i used to only do tabatas for pushups and squats.

it was 20 seconds of push ups (as fast as you can) followed by 10 seconds of rest...and then repeated 8 times

(and then the same for squats)

results were pretty impressive for 10 minutes~ of your time

deletedalmost 9 years

I bet juneu doesn't even lift. Like girl that booty aint gunna sit on my face unless u start squatting

deletedalmost 9 years

YourLifeIsCliche says

You don't need to lift anything like a maniac, it's not like everyone is going to compete in olympics.

He's right.

I realized I was a maniac when I thought I could bench press my own mafia trophies (after melting them into a giant metal ball).

Rutab

almost 9 years

I am also beefy in regard to metaphorical bovine features

Rutab

almost 9 years

I carry the game a lot so I'd say I am pretty beefy

deletedalmost 9 years

I announce midgame "Brb pushups" after destroying fp bots in arguments. Then I'd come back 2-3 mins later (after doing 1000 pushups) just to see these bots trying to understand what just took place. So its basically silence in my games cuz ppl have never seen such an athlete and mafia player like me

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

Mom's drink wine and margheritas

deletedalmost 9 years

AdachiSan says

N1ed says

does lifting the spirits of those around you count, because i don't do that either

Sometimes I lift some spirits into my mouth

why does that sound like a 40 year old facebook mom status

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

N1ed says

does lifting the spirits of those around you count, because i don't do that either

Sometimes I lift some spirits into my mouth

deletedalmost 9 years

does lifting the spirits of those around you count, because i don't do that either

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

Shame you can't lift weights until you are taller

Sonrio

almost 9 years

JUNEAU HAD A TOUHOU AVI?????

Kassidy

almost 9 years

youll lose ur virginity one day mate

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

Hard work isn't good enough for me. It's for inferior sorts of people, like Top Ramen.

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

I have a genetic advantage that hard work will never compensate most people for, and so I feel better than hard work.

Jeff

almost 9 years

i'm a fat a*s

AdachiSan

almost 9 years

I'm just lazy. I figure 6'7 and emaciated is better than 5'7 and ripped/

YourLifeIsCliche

almost 9 years

You don't need to lift anything like a maniac, it's not like everyone is going to compete in olympics.

Kassidy

almost 9 years

i remember it because it was the one you were using in that a&d game where i was pretending to use a script that could tell me ppls roles and i randomly guessed correctly that you were lawyer

how could i ever forget that game

deletedalmost 9 years

Does carrying count