Email is *so* 1999. Should I ask her if she plays EpicMafia?

mate you didn't reply to her in over a month, now she gets a stream of bullsht for literally arcbell

Or send her a link to your social media and wait till it recommends her as a friend, probably with her full name.

Or just ask for her instagram and browse her photos until someone commented on one using her name.

Tell her you need her email.. for science. Then send her some funny document as an attachment to validate the request.

This is what conversing with me is normally like, the only difference is that this conversation is being documented.

quit trolling this girl for an em thread dude

My mafia experience is finally coming in handy, I feel like I'm scumhunting for her name.

We've got a mislynch right now team, don't fail me

This is why giga left em.

I think we can safely rule out her name being Penelope, unless she's a wifom queen, but I highly doubt that.

I can't add her on Skype right now since I'm not at my laptop, any more ideas?

Actually just say your phone is glitching out and ask if she has a skype.

I've got a plan, bear with me here while I flesh this one out.

Maybe her name is Penelope

That's unfortunate. I suppose just obnoxiously continue to call her Pineapple until she protests and probably slips her name.

"oh hahah, my favorite fruit is pineapple. what's your social security number?"
she won't even notice bc it'll be so smooth

I'm beginning to think I should've gone with mimes idea.
Where the hell do I go from here?

Terrible...

That's genius N1ed. I'll combine all of your ideas into some mush mash Frankenstein monster of a trap into getting her name

You could also be like "sorry I didn't respond to you earlier let's start over. hi my name's forrest nice to meet u"

it works if you play it well but yeah I guess it's not a very good idea

maybe just spam bonk until she blocks you

Nah N1ed that one's bad.

"hey I don't have your name saved, how do you spell it again" and just pray it isn't an extremely simple name

Doing Amime's might also help bc she might think "oh, that's why he didn't respond to all my heys"

Well, Amime's is better if that's actually believable at this point which, since you seem to have just started the convo, it should be.

Do U at least remember what she looks like?