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Exactly
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Why do you want to be gay?
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i constantly say im gay to make sure i dont go believing otherwise. it works
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You’re driving along a coastal highway when you spot a man drowning in the ocean. If you stop to rescue him, your passenger, a doctor delivering a vial of cancer-fighting serum to a nearby hospital, will be delayed in treating a dying patient who has dedicated his life to helping the poor. To make matters worse, the man in the ocean is shouting, “I know a way to bring lasting peace to the Middle East, and I’m the only one with this information!” Meanwhile, your passenger is using the onboard computer to look up “best local seafood,” which doesn’t affect your dilemma one way or the other, but is nonetheless annoying.
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Sonrio says

Still gay unforunately. Also my headache didnt go away and i want to die


Make sure you say you're gay a lot, or it won't be true anymore, and you'll turn straight at night.
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Still gay unforunately. Also my headache didnt go away and i want to die
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Squirrels are vermin
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10 years of trolley memes trained me for this
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You spot a squirrel in the middle of the road. If you don’t brake, you will kill the squirrel. However, you happen to know that the squirrel is on his way to kill two other squirrels. How do you react? What if the two other squirrels are known arsonists?
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Sonrio says

Hey guys imback from a nap what the hell is up


Still gay, or did the nap cure it?
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Hey guys imback from a nap what the hell is up
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bonk says

The ethics of driverless car technology is . . . a subject of debate. A report [in June] in the journal Science found that most people surveyed think that it would be more moral for a driverless car to be programmed to crash into a wall and sacrifice its passengers rather than hit a larger number of pedestrians, if it only had those two choices.

—Chicago Tribune.


Agreed.
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The ethics of driverless car technology is . . . a subject of debate. A report [in June] in the journal Science found that most people surveyed think that it would be more moral for a driverless car to be programmed to crash into a wall and sacrifice its passengers rather than hit a larger number of pedestrians, if it only had those two choices.

—Chicago Tribune.
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If you really are Ian PM me already f.uckwit
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Retti says


thecolonel says

Ask me something about finding ASMR Darling that only the person who found ASMR Darling would know


which is your favorite tingle video


Cranial nerve examination
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thecolonel says

Ask me something about finding ASMR Darling that only the person who found ASMR Darling would know


which is your favorite tingle video
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I've actually linked Ian ASMR Darling, like im not making this sh*t up.
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thecolonel says


Edark says


thecolonel says


Edark says


thecolonel says

Why do you guys keep acting like Edark didn't confirm I'm not Ian


PM your passport(blur our the obv OPI stuff) or ID card and I can fully confirm it. The things I was shown only confirms it to 70%


You would say it's someone else's ID or photoshopped or whatever. You're not gonna get better proof than what I sent you


Dude you looked exactly like Ian in that video like what do you expect.


Do you think that someone's hair goes from curly and brown to straight and red in 2 years


Clearly you aren't Ian because he is not nearly stupid enough to be strung along like this. You win.
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Ask me something about finding ASMR Darling that only the person who found ASMR Darling would know
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Yeah.
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Edark says


thecolonel says


Edark says


thecolonel says

Why do you guys keep acting like Edark didn't confirm I'm not Ian


PM your passport(blur our the obv OPI stuff) or ID card and I can fully confirm it. The things I was shown only confirms it to 70%


You would say it's someone else's ID or photoshopped or whatever. You're not gonna get better proof than what I sent you


Dude you looked exactly like Ian in that video like what do you expect.


Do you think that someone's hair goes from curly and brown to straight and red in 2 years
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I'm partial towards Connor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Edark says


thecolonel says


Edark says


thecolonel says

Why do you guys keep acting like Edark didn't confirm I'm not Ian


PM your passport(blur our the obv OPI stuff) or ID card and I can fully confirm it. The things I was shown only confirms it to 70%


You would say it's someone else's ID or photoshopped or whatever. You're not gonna get better proof than what I sent you


Dude you looked exactly like Ian in that video like what do you expect.


It's ian
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thecolonel says


Edark says


thecolonel says

Why do you guys keep acting like Edark didn't confirm I'm not Ian


PM your passport(blur our the obv OPI stuff) or ID card and I can fully confirm it. The things I was shown only confirms it to 70%


You would say it's someone else's ID or photoshopped or whatever. You're not gonna get better proof than what I sent you


Dude you looked exactly like Ian in that video like what do you expect.
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connie chan has gone of the deep end now