I am not held accountable for your death. Any and all prediction are purely for pleasure and entertainment. Please do not throw yourself out the window if you get a bad prediction. Thank you.
Six years from now, you're visiting a mutual friend between your spouse and yourself. It's night, from what I can see...oh yikes. I wasn't supposed to see that. Ahem hem HUM.
30 minutes from now, you're going to regret you ever came here because there was really no solid fortune for you. Bamboozled!
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A day from now, I see you lost in your thoughts...you're ordering...food? What? The person isn't even speaking English. Woah, he sounds angry...uh oh, he's coming into your house.
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It's OK. Connor f'd him up. You're safe, in the end.
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Oh boy...I see your future clearly. I can see all the greenery-- the wild life...the children. What? You thought it was money? No. Just grass and nature. Your wife's going to be a total babe, though, so no worries.
what if im gay
Then...you go from being gay to straight because of her? Maybe...she's not even human O_O
Three years from now, you'll be married and happy. I see it...the beauty of your dress and looks alike. You leave almost everyone at awe and your husband is one lucky man!
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Me Gloria
Three hours from now, your toilet is going to be clogged and you really gotta take a massive Sugar Honey Iced Tea.
Oh boy...I see your future clearly. I can see all the greenery-- the wild life...the children. What? You thought it was money? No. Just grass and nature. Your wife's going to be a total babe, though, so no worries.
what if im gay
Then...you go from being gay to straight because of her? Maybe...she's not even human O_O
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Umm... This is honestly spooky.
Five years from now, you will meet a woman. She offers you a deal on a business you have-- don't take it. It'll just lead to your downfall and you'll be poor for the rest of your life.
COuld you do something for tonight
I'm only telling everyone's fortune this evening. Not for what's going to happen this evening. Sorry, sir, if I misdirected you. APOLOGIES.