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Ask your local epicmafia gayboiMC what's on your mind

Which of these things is the most gay
10
wildly excessive and flamboyant hand gestures
5
F*cking a man in the a$$
2
enjoying the feeling of a good poo
2
regularly shopping with your female friends
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What kind of man loves like this
What kind of man
What kind of man loves like this
What kind of man

You're a holy fool all coloured blue
Red feet upon the floor
You do such damage, how do you manage?
Tryna crawl in back for more

And with one kiss
You inspired a fire of devotion
That lasted 20 years
What kind of man loves like this

What kind of man loves like this
What kind of man
What kind of man loves like this
What kind of man

But I can't beat you
Cause I'm still with you
Oh mercy I implore
How do you do it
I think I'm through it
Then I'm back against the wall
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we gon be doin it and you'll break into song lyrics halfway through and ruin the moment
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sry i have standards dude
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I can do you from behind if you promise to buy me tickets for the next 5 Arsenal games
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Becomeclear says

Have you ever had sex Escurai?



no im nerd lol
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Have you ever had sex Escurai?
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me too omg
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see i am gay
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jazzycat123 says

wait no yes i am im going to my gf house in a bit


that sounds pretty gay tbh
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wait no yes i am im going to my gf house in a bit
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am i gay
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Hi I'm still gay. Ask me things again
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xJuicy says

Why is my fĂșcking 1 foot bigger than my left?

What's wrong with Nepal?

Who names their kid Setash?

Would you marry icck?


I've only ever heard of a foot being bigget than the other, not bigger. Nepal just has a bunch of kids named stuff like SITASH, not Setash you uneducated donkey.

I would not marry icck because vaginarino is icck and I hate those
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Why is my fĂșcking 1 foot bigger than my left?

What's wrong with Nepal?

Who names their kid Setash?

Would you marry icck?
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:(((
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I'm not a liscensed gay spreader
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Bite me
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sineadiio says

Why are you so gay?


Normally, when a person is bitten by one gay then they become a regular amount of gay, but I was at a party and a second gay accidentally bit me on the same night I'd already been bitten by the first gay, and it just spiralled out of control
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Why are you so gay?
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ScarletWolf says

I saw two people on a party today and they had been together for almost two years and they were super cute and I was like awwwwwwww.

How do I get a relationship like that!?


Swipe right on tinder


ScarletWolf says

Also where the heck is the "Playing epicmafiadotcom" option?


Only people who beat me in league of legends can see it :)
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ScarletWolf says

I saw two people on a party today and they had been together for almost two years and they were super cute and I was like awwwwwwww.

How do I get a relationship like that!?


you find someone that you care about and you both put in a lot of effort into making the relationship last. it's just that simple!
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Also where the heck is the "Playing epicmafiadotcom" option?
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I saw two people on a party today and they had been together for almost two years and they were super cute and I was like awwwwwwww.

How do I get a relationship like that!?
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Lila says

Who is the cutest boy on em?


Well, I don't like to brag, but...
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denial says

*Who is my girlfriend?

i typoed