Blackman attempts to resolve the conflict before it begins by apologizing for thug's actions and explaining that, through the theory of determinism, thug had no control over what he was going to do and therefor dindu nuffin.

The colormancer proceeds to ruthlessly slay the thug.



While the colormancer recuperates from tearing the thug in half, which is an exhausting feat and deserves a breather after, grandma comes up from behind and strikes him between the legs for some reason.

That doesn't do anything because human anatomy doesn't apply to people made out of graphite.



And then there were two.

Running out of options, mostly because he hadn't thought of any, Blackman attempts to karate chop the colormancer. Sort of like tickling lucifer.



He lands the hit, but the colormancer quickly reacts attempting to split Blackman in half, however...

The championship belt eats the blow!



The championship belt is destroyed!

It only seems to have delayed the inevitable. Meanwhile, Linda became a cat under the curse of the manatee, one of many ill-advised blunders in this adventure.

Through lack of planning and poor decisions, it seems Blackman and what's left of the gang have reached the end of their rope. It turns out you this game wasn't made with infinite retries in mind.

You pick up Linda and pet her as the colormancer charges his final blow.



Game over.

Christopherzilla says

Apologize for destroying the village and politely inquire about the colors you seek.

Bigpock says

KICK HIM SQUARE IN THE NUUTS

Corydonut says

Let Grandma deal with him

izzy says

Karate chop!

SirAmelio says

kiss linda

compiling somehow

Bigpock says

KICK HIM SQUARE IN THE NUUTS

and end this quest on a high note

kiss linda

Platypops says

For someone not willing to see his grandpa die he sure is taking his time to save him

i think its been determined aesthetics are more important than grandpa

i'm quest

For someone not willing to see his grandpa die he sure is taking his time to save him

Karate chop!

Let Grandma deal with him

KICK HIM SQUARE IN THE NUUTS

Apologize for destroying the village and politely inquire about the colors you seek.

Blackman and the gang head into the mysterious new village to interrogate the population for information on the fabled color and also the whereabouts of a murder weapon.

However, they have a hard time finding anyone. The town seems abandoned.



Meanwhile, Linda Longlegs has the strange urge to act like a cat ever since being granted free passage across the sea by the mighty manatee.



She's also been shrinking considerably.

The group's thug lets out a battle cry and starts pummeling s#!^ to draw out the villagers. He's also just got a lot of built up frustration in general.



There doesn't seem to be a village left to pummel nor villagers to interrogate. However, someone seems to have taken notice of the gang...

The rubble begins to fade away to dust and surrounds a hooded figure approaching the gang. This must be a colormancer, surely if you can beat the crap out of him you'll get the 411 on what you need.



It's a fight

Bigpock says

If we r going to town blackman better slay his hoe so we can get like a +10 bonus

i have no idea what this means

Bigpock says

We also need a bigger klan. 3 followers aint gunna cut it for me. Im talkin hundreds of soilders. Im talkin ak 47's, im talkin propaganda videos. I'm talkin about oppressing people u know

Christopherzilla says

Interrogate the villagers with maximum violence in order to gather information about the "colors."

Nailpolishremover says

god blesses the mighty manatee

Herredy says

find dinosaur footprints along the way

SirAmelio says

lick your leg like a cat

compiling

lick your leg like a cat

find dinosaur footprints along the way

god blesses the mighty manatee

Interrogate the villagers with maximum violence in order to gather information about the "colors."

We also need a bigger klan. 3 followers aint gunna cut it for me. Im talkin hundreds of soilders. Im talkin ak 47's, im talkin propaganda videos. I'm talkin about oppressing people u know

If we r going to town blackman better slay his hoe so we can get like a +10 bonus

Blackman and the Klansmen explore the beach and spy a groovy island out in the distance.



Blackman can't swim, unfortunately, so the gang will have to find another way across. However...

Linda Longlegs happens to be a marine biologist, a skillset including but not limited to the ability to talk to fish. She calls upon a mighty manatee and requests passage across the sea. The mighty manatee accepts.



The mighty manatee takes its mighty time and the gang arrives at sunset. Blackman takes this opportunity to thank Linda Longlegs at night for her help.



The island also seems to be connected to a land bridge leading to new and exciting lands, which is fortunate because the island is pretty small and uninteresting.

Next stop: Mysterious Town

Nailpolishremover says

MANATEE FOXIE MANATEE

Christopherzilla says

start a romantic quest on the beach with Linda Longlegs

fakechest says

Go to another town and ask if they know the whereabouts of any ancient relics/murder weapons. If they don't comply, threaten violence.

Platypops says

Go to the beach and swim out to sea in search of foreign lands to explore/color-ate

compiling

Go to the beach and swim out to sea in search of foreign lands to explore/color-ate

Bigpock says

sack and pillage the town.

youre late

Go to another town and ask if they know the whereabouts of any ancient relics/murder weapons. If they don't comply, threaten violence.

sack and pillage the town.