(Post with most upvotes chooses what happens)

report epicmafia to adsense

Report Mac using the report system

kill urself

Use "chatbox" to speak with some of the users of epicmafia.com, and ask them to send you bail money (to purchase mass amounts of catnip, obviously).

become META

Post "N" in chatbox and see what happens

self delete EM account

Engage in drama wars about the most idiotic thing you can think of

use mushroom mace to destroy em and teleport yourself out

Send Bebop nudes

Email Lucid and become Sandbox owner

Wartime broadcasting service? more like SNORECASTING! Boring! You log in to your most favourite website of all, epicmafia.com.



Posts like this are popular now? Sandbox has really taken a nosedive in quality after Jamal Marley XXIX inhereted ownership...

should we use the mushroom thingy to try to escape? or ask through the window nicely if we could be let go?

Use your HOLO-PUTER to log into epicmafia and read the topic named 'Sandbox Quest'

Ignore that clickbait website and start snaping INFO CAT.

You don't think the DEVICE has any amount of legends, let alone a league of them.



Oh it's doing something.



How could you forget? This is your HOLO-PUTER. It's a little outdated, but the newer models are overpriced trash anyway. Who wants to shell out for the newest Durian™ holo-puter every year anyway? Certainly not you.

It looks like it's still showing the page you were browsing when you last used it. When was that? you cant remember. Probably a long time.

Tap on the door three times and gain access to Diagon Alley

Turn the handle, open the door and walk out

Use the device to uninstall League of Legends.

step into the photograph and follow mary, ib. wib. i mean weeb.

Spend your time in jail like any upstanding citizen who committed a crime would do.

Check the device? What does the device do?

Looks like you're out for the count, the PSYCHIC-FELINE NUN MILITIA really did a number on you.

Turns out sexual assault is a crime in the cat fortress, who knew.



You wake up. Nice job little miss kissy, you're in jail. CAT jail.



You empty your inventory all over the floor. What a mess.

1 (one) DEVICE, 1 (one) MUSHROOM'D MACE OF MAGIC, 1 (one) MYSTERIOUS PHOTOGRAPH



Surely some of this paraphernalia must be useful in escaping a prison. You very much doubt it.

Get chased out of the castle by vicious penguin guards

Set fire to his information shack