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Epicmafia Adventure #3

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Sign up if you'd like to be part of the adventure. These get fairly involved so please only sign up if you plan on sticking around for it.

I'll give each of you a choice of items, then once everyone has chosen I'll start the adventure.

You've just arrived in Admin's Landing, you and your party have accidentally stumbled into the throne room (you were looking for the famous brothel), there seems to be a trial in progress. The room is flush with nobles spectating and guards surround the room. The man on trial is a short but very attractive man. You don't really know what the trial is about but the attractive man is speaking rather loudly and the crowd seems to be fairly off-put by his speaking abilities. The admin, a young Asian man sits atop the iron throne, hand on his chin, his cold, calculating eyes giving nothing away.

As you all step inside a guard approaches you...

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what's dennis in for
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Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.
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tell me more about dennis
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yoyo200900 says

sex dungeon


Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS.
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sex dungeon
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dazeldafreak says

What bars are in town?


You ask the Scottish weeb about nearby bars. He is more than happy to assist.

"The nearest would be old the old Forum Games Inn, which is run by a quirky forum moderator by the name of mist. There's also Janitorial 2.0 over on the far side of town, which is generally crowded but cheap. Finally there's the The Salty Spammer over in the Sandbox district... though folks in Sandbox are a little, er, strange."
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What bars are in town?
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dope says

sign me up fam


You immigrate to the modest nation of EpicMafia. Unfortunately, the secret police quickly mistake you for an agent of a terrorist organization named "Outcast" which is led by a mysterious figure known only as abc. You are deported.
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sign me up fam
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yoyo200900 says

headbutt guard


You roll a d20 for Strength.
14

Your headbutt sends the guard staggering backward and gripping his chest. The wind has been taken out of him, but he is still on his feet. A flurry of others quickly encircle you. One of them, a tall man carrying wearing an anime t-shirt, points towards you and begins to speak loudly in a dainty Scottish accent.
"Assault 1st - 24 Hour Suspension!"

yoyo200900 is suddenly teleported away to a musky prison cell in an unknown location.
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Venus says

RIP this game

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thecolonel says

I ask the guard if he would like to join our cause


The guard scoffs quietly. "I cannot. I am the admin guard. I guard the admins."
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can i has entrance
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dead already?
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headbutt guard
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I ask the guard if he would like to join our cause
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I say hi to the guard
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RIP this game
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I'm keen
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This looks like something I would enjoy,
So sign me up too!?
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Tartosis says

I'm an interactive fiction pro.


Sign me up pls
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yo i want 2 play plz. I am getting my own zombie rpg started up in sandbox and i could learn something from this
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Ucklar says

lemme in


Pick two:

- A football helmet.

- An elaborate iron crown with a missing gem socket in the front.

- A pet cat with green fur. You can't speak or communicate with this cat beyond what a normal cat could understand.

You get:

- A potion of rapid aging.
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Blister says

i promise i won't troll in any capacity this time


Pick one:

- An ornate purple staff with a camcorder at the top and a wire running down it to a box at the bottom.

- A potion with a picture of a mighty warthog on the front label, with no other markings.

- A Blastoise cannon attached to a small mario-style shell.

Pick two:

- 1 BTC

- A small wand

- A black robe
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aw hell yea