Epicmafia

post4validation

over 8 years

greetings epicmafia community,

it seems to me that recently people want their experiences validated by yours truly. being a kind and welcoming man, i will judge your experience/suffering or tell you why your suffering is invalid.

you may also create hypotheticals.

Suffer Score (from most suffering to least suffering):

ULTRA SUFFERING: S+, S, S-

SUPER SUFFERING: A+, A, A-

OK SUFFERING: B+, B., B-, C+, C, C-

FAKE SUFFERING: D+, D, D-

ZERO SUFFERING: F

most people in north america and western europe do not suffer

true

false

Tree

over 8 years

meeeeeeeee

Jenny

over 8 years

post

Warlock1268

over 8 years

I go on Sandbox

cub

over 8 years

i didnt only not ask you, but you should be aware by now myself and anyone else could guess what you'd say anyway, so why bother?

MeetTerry

over 8 years

cub says

what part, the teen girls on facebook suicidal over iphones? you can google that, it really happens

if you mean your ivory tower, thats called sarcasm

Your suffering isn't real.

cub

over 8 years

what part, the teen girls on facebook suicidal over iphones? you can google that, it really happens

if you mean your ivory tower, thats called sarcasm

MeetTerry

over 8 years

cub says

there are teen girls on facebook talking about how badly they want to kill themselves because their parents wont get them the new iphone why are they beyond the scope of your ivory tower

I don't appreciate your over-exaggerating.

cub

over 8 years

p.s. why would you tell the netizens of epicmafia.com how they dont know suffering instead of like some website that isnt full of sad saps

there are teen girls on facebook talking about how badly they want to kill themselves because their parents wont get them the new iphone why are they beyond the scope of your ivory tower

cub

over 8 years

i think terry is suffering from a staggeringly stupid worldview that forms this idea that everyone must be stupid and there is only a handful of terries who understand how the world works so terry has to work tirelessly to explain to the simple people of epicmafia.com why they just don't understand but deep down terry knows this is the bottom of the barrel, a purgatory for the misguided narcissist, where one falls when looking at the world from cracked glasses and purports to see the details no one else can see, committing their self to a destiny of posting bad threads on the internet to explain never to any avail why we all just don't get it

MeetTerry

over 8 years

sweetnkind says

i was getting my nails done and i moved while they were drying and smeared their table w nail polish

deletedover 8 years

i was getting my nails done and i moved while they were drying and smeared their table w nail polish

deletedover 8 years

oh my do me

Ben

over 8 years

i asked out a guy and he said no

MeetTerry

over 8 years

I'm suffering. S+.

I've been calling DrPeePee "Matthew" for the past few weeks after I had asked him for his name. For some reason someone told me his name was Austin, and so I quickly corrected myself on that. Everyone knows his name is Matthew.

I just got a one hour chat ban for referring to someone by a name that I've been using for some time.

I now understand that I can only call this man a "Matt"

deletedover 8 years

I live in a country that has a oompa lompa running for president

MeetTerry

over 8 years

bdog1321 says

your suffering is not real.

Your bad taste in alcohol?

Suffer Grade: B

MeetTerry

over 8 years

ThomasDuBois says

people keep begging me to boost them please help

B+ suffering.

We are simply redistributing the unfair allocation of league skills.

bdog1321

over 8 years

your suffering is not real.

ThomasDuBois

over 8 years

people keep begging me to boost them please help

MeetTerry

over 8 years

Japter says

I'm a super nice guy who never gets the girl =======( my entire life is tormented by chads, please validate my tears

Japter, as I know you are a well-deserving Brit. I grant you:

A+ suffering.

You do not deserve these tears.

deletedover 8 years

I'm a super nice guy who never gets the girl =======( my entire life is tormented by chads, please validate my tears

MeetTerry

over 8 years

Christopherzilla says

my hand is kinda sore from doodling, I have a weird grip on my pen and my hand cramps up easily

Chris, it is from your selflessness to babysit this lobby a year ago. Your artistic creativity finds no bounds. May you continue providing this lobby with good doodles.

Suffer Score: B+

deletedover 8 years

MeetTerry says

6. Mental illness: I'm not going to give a grade on this so I don't trigger more people.

Almost got you there.

Christopherzilla

over 8 years

my hand is kinda sore from doodling, I have a weird grip on my pen and my hand cramps up easily

MeetTerry

over 8 years

BaneofMafia PM'd me this:

BaneOfMafia says

pls which of these is validated suffering:

Heart Disease
Loss of a loved one
Stepping on a Lego
Miscarriage
Slavery
Mental illness
Large personal debt
Racism
When u are wiping ur booty but the toilet paper is too thin.
War Injury
Online Bullying

1. It's only suffering if you treated your body well and you still succumb to heart disease. If you treated your body like sh**, then you deserve it.

2. Loss of a loved one is definitely suffering. Suffer Score: A-

3. Stepping on legos? F-

4. Miscarriage: A+ suffering.

5. Slavery: This is true suffering. I grade it a S.

6. Mental illness: I'm not going to give a grade on this so I don't trigger more people.

7. Large personal debt: It's likely your fault for making poor financial decisions. D- suffering.

8. Racism. Some racism still exists. But the vast majority of people living North America have equal opportunity to surpass such racism. C- suffering.

9. Toilet paper too thin: F-

10. War injury: Definitely real suffering. Such selflessness to defend one's country is admirable and so I grade that a S level suffering score.

11. Online bullying doesn't exist. Get over it. F-----