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poser
over 8 years

things your exes have done

treat this as a subtweet thread, no direct names allowed

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My 2007 girlfriend knew my bebo password and deleted my bebo account when I dumped her.
Katie
over 8 years

Edark says


mindful says


Edark says

She had a dream that I was cheating on her and it caused a fight for some reason.

It was so dumb.


I hope it's a joke


No joke. She was gorgeous tho so I just kinda dealt with it.


looool was that jenny
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ChilledOut says

sweetnkind how do you always find yourself in some sort of troubled situation


i am an innocent girl and trouble finds me
xJuicy
over 8 years

sweetnkind says


xJuicy says


sweetnkind says

thank u for loving me no matter how many times i must bandage up my as,s


i wud love u but you've ignored my snap since thursday dafuq m8


omg boi i havent had access to my phone or snap for over a week now its in police custody bc they needed texts my friend sent me regarding her trial i will full u in more l8r i g2g rn


not even surprised. hmu.
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sweetnkind how do you always find yourself in some sort of troubled situation
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xJuicy says


sweetnkind says

thank u for loving me no matter how many times i must bandage up my as,s


i wud love u but you've ignored my snap since thursday dafuq m8


omg boi i havent had access to my phone or snap for over a week now its in police custody bc they needed texts my friend sent me regarding her trial i will full u in more l8r i g2g rn
xJuicy
over 8 years

sweetnkind says

thank u for loving me no matter how many times i must bandage up my as,s


i wud love u but you've ignored my snap since thursday dafuq m8
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harodihg says

Would you happen to still have flatulence girl's number by any chance?


Yes I do. However, she found another boyfriend and he's honestly the weirdest dude ever. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a fart fetish
xJuicy
over 8 years
when I was a teenager I was with my mate's sister for like a month or two. around half a year later me and her best friend, who was also a good friend of mine, wanted to get together. the girl spoke to my ex to see if it was okay and she was like

"nah he's my ex that would be weird"

even though it was 6 months later. that girl really liked me too. but then also her family was fckin cray cray so maybe i got lucky.
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Would you happen to still have flatulence girl's number by any chance?
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harodihg what are you on about
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Your ex is gonna make some dude with a weird fetish the happiest man alive some day, ChilledOut
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thank u for loving me no matter how many times i must bandage up my as,s
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It's OK sweetnkind we all love u
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TIL dont post on epicmafia while the wounds are still fresh cuz ur gonna get embarrassingly butthurt at innocuous replies
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I know it's a perfectly normal bodily function but before my only ex and I ended our relationship I started to lose interest in her because she had a problem with accidentally farting and pretending nothing happened
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xJuicy says


sweetnkind says


xJuicy says


sweetnkind says

one relationship got to a point where he'd disagree with everything i said to try and be a contrarian and then later would admit he actually thought i was right but it was fun to make me upset


i bet that didnt happen


he used this site you can ask him yourself


think you missed my point


oh hey I see you met my good buddy sweetnkind!

She'd disagree with everything you say
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yea well im rtarded >:(
xJuicy
over 8 years

sweetnkind says


xJuicy says


sweetnkind says

one relationship got to a point where he'd disagree with everything i said to try and be a contrarian and then later would admit he actually thought i was right but it was fun to make me upset


i bet that didnt happen


he used this site you can ask him yourself


think you missed my point
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xJuicy says


sweetnkind says

one relationship got to a point where he'd disagree with everything i said to try and be a contrarian and then later would admit he actually thought i was right but it was fun to make me upset


i bet that didnt happen


he used this site you can ask him yourself
xJuicy
over 8 years

sweetnkind says

one relationship got to a point where he'd disagree with everything i said to try and be a contrarian and then later would admit he actually thought i was right but it was fun to make me upset


i bet that didnt happen
Sims
over 8 years
i wouldn't call her my ex but I was talking to this girl and she never brought up her giant nipples so I had to stop
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one relationship got to a point where he'd disagree with everything i said to try and be a contrarian and then later would admit he actually thought i was right but it was fun to make me upset
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veryniceboy says

i think people should live in the moment more often too, and i've had a hundred prostitutes tell me that exact thing lol.


sirius is my fav poster atm
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one time my ex pretended to be in a relationship with someone he told me 'not to worry about' hoping it would make me mad and or get me back, sound logic there

and u know what this has happened in my life twice