peta, i had a dream i met you irl. it was pretty awkward.
Neat.
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ur belief that my stories are lies is only fuel to my feelings of greatness
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u mean chronic liar?
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i am literally clint eastwood in those western movies
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Is it called a white beater bc ur friend was white
its a tank top?
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one time this dude was attacking me and this other dude who was my ex-gf's bf and my ex-gf then also with a bottle. and they were like both backed behind me going running away. but not me. i looked that fcker in the eye and said like 'have u ever done that before?' and it was like, u know, i communicated to that dude i had violence in me. and then he throws the bottle down on the floor and runs away lol not even lying.
and then my ex-gf was all up in my sht again, but nah, sorry. then i went off with this other super hot chick in pajamas i dunno what she was even doing there. good night tho all around
Is it called a white beater bc ur friend was white
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I got into a drunk fight after my friend drove me and a few friends home from a party and i said if u drive us to the pool house ill fight you, and he did, and i got out the car took off my shirt into my white beater and started throwing fists
Can I get bumped up to a 9 if I start bringing a 9 iron golf club to frat parties just in case I need to perform a magic trick or two and make some frat b*tch's teeth disappear?
I think admitting to going to frat parties probably lowers your score