Brownpimp007 - god sent me to be the king of epicmafia
Pranay- I didn't send nobody
Vilden - I didn't choose the troll life, the troll life chose me
Edark- Houston, we have a problem!
Vash- the unburnt stove
Maymay- born afk
Rutab- the silent guardian, watchful protector
Soda- kiss kiss bang bang
Mikeyru - my name is mikeyru, I am the dumbest man alive. I am an ordinary troll in normal life, I saw my game ruined by something impossible. An accident made me the impossible. Now I use my powers to troll epicmafia.
Others please come up with tag lines for others and yourself. If I get something I will post.