Epicmafia

Arranged marriage

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keeping up with Indian tradition, I'm searching for a rishtaa. Please post in this thread with your greatest epicmafia achievement and we can plan our arranged marriage arrangements

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Arranged marriage is a lengthy process that requires deep thinking

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Forrest is still an applicant

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oh gosh

mindful

over 8 years

your fiance said i can do it

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I've got more than enough to go around, don't worry

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I do not accept

mindful

over 8 years

obviously has to be yours or forrest's and just make sure you fill it up to 12 oz before the wedding starts

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Small question, where would you procure the semen?

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mindful says

fine, i will reenter. simplypam and i will be your flower girls. our achievement is to throw sp3rm on ur face as we walk down the red carpet and we will make sure there's no petri at ur wedding. approved yet?

LMAO wut

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mindful says

fine, i will reenter. simplypam and i will be your flower girls. our achievement is to throw sp3rm on ur face as we walk down the red carpet and we will make sure there's no petri at ur wedding. approved yet?

Approved, as long as none of the semen gets on the fancy suit I intend to wear.

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Vedd says

It'd be great if no more cheaters applied, marriage is not for cheaters

In would never cheat in marriage. I have learnt from my mistakes

mindful

over 8 years

fine, i will reenter. simplypam and i will be your flower girls. our achievement is to throw sp3rm on ur face as we walk down the red carpet and we will make sure there's no petri at ur wedding. approved yet?

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I'm sizing up the other suitors here and I see absolutely no competition. I've got this fine piece of tail on lock.

jack

over 8 years

i'd like to apply, one time i trolled shivv on the forums and i have never cheated

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It'd be great if no more cheaters applied, marriage is not for cheaters

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Vedd says

Sorry pam, no bridesmaids in Indian weddings.

wtf

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just kidding haha

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NOTORIOUS CHEATER WTF ??

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You are both invited to Vedarshi and I's wedding, Pamela and Swan.

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Sorry pam, no bridesmaids in Indian weddings.

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i want to be a bridesmaid

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throwing for pranay7744

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Please follow the required format, mindful

mindful

over 8 years

i would like to be your flower girl

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you seem to be taking baalika vadhu way too seriously man