Real talk name your baby Girallon and watch them grow up decked out in a Brady jersey, Red Sox cap, foam finger, debilitating anger issues, and inability to make eye contact with any female with more than 2 dimensions.
"Ah yes...I remember my good old days...The days before I was tainted by 3d girls...If only I could go back"
shining example of the counterargument to tenure
Sincerely says One day I'll get back to the 2d girl dreamland just you wait.
One more Bee Movie and Chill and I'm back, baby.
this simile is so apt in so many ways
Forrest says Sincerely says omg
Tatami says so that vegan girlfriend you mentioned in the other thread
Sincerely says Yep, according to Kerry's skype status they're about 52 days away.
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I hope when Calvin and Annabelle have their first child, it's me
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Sincerely says It's like being in 3 way with no clear except it never ends
At least I know I still have Girallon and Nikoscook with me in the No Girl Zone
#waifus #bestgirls #emotionallydamagedbeyondrepair
what must it be like to grow up as the child of two people who met on epicmafia o.O
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Sincerely says Yes. Can you imagine how ~aesthetic~ their child's EM profile will be?
Tatami says Sincerely says they're having a baby???
Sincerely says I'm still not over Connor and Kerry and it's 7 months in now so if Calvin's joined the club I'm going to scream.
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annabelle says Forrest says When the next Disney shareholder annual meeting comes around I'll toss that idea out there
i'm still confused as to whether they're really having a kid
Calvin can I get dibs on naming our first kid
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Forrest says tell disney to make a japanese movie with a princess
Is Arabia an Arabic name?
simone
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You're all getting dishonorable mentions on my tumblr, just so you know
