if I dated someone below me on the list there'd be like a 66% chance one of us would come out alive, and that's magical
I have pretty stellar thighs tbh
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WIFOM
Sounds like you'd have that knife out faster than you could say 'spick and span', Rob. You'll have a position deserving of this.
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so 0 chance you will kill an ex
What kind of a killer is sweet and kind? Check and mate my friends
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I'm sure there's more to it than just postplussing
She has entertained me today. That, and she doesn't seem like a killer. Not to me.
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ill flay a man
@ the person she cheated with probably.
is it cuz she plussed your post, roadman?
It's like oh hey sir come back to my apartment... and then I'll rip your head off with my thighs.
I learned recently that you're my age
why is sweetnkind not at the top.........
HEY WHAT THE HELL MAN WE DON'T SPEAK IN HYPOTHETICALS LIKE THIS ;_;;
Moon told me about something bad she's done of this nature and deserves top spot.
moon is probably like "I made you a cake to show you how much I love you" but it has enough arsenic to kill an elephant
I want to be a black widow. I'm already halfway there.
Robert, what would you do if Rose cheated on you? I need to know for the rating.
Man Harry does wonders to the ol' self esteem
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oops didn't realise it was you who made the thread ahahhaah
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i take solace in the fact that everyone who will date me will take the 55% chance that I might not kill them
