Satan says You devoted your life to sea creatures as a last-minute attempt to escape the decrepit, long-beaten path you were treading. You are terrible at expressing yourself and therefore you are alone.
Japter says you lack in self-reflection skills??
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I feel unscathed and therefore cheated
schutzekatze says Sincerely says You're a cat, schutzy so I see what you did there ;)
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does anyone really have to post to be alone on this website
Vedd says Escurai says your whole curry-munching identity is a cover-up for your secretly being the "egotistical teenager" archetype and being ashamed of your nationality
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Escurai says It is your turn, I didn't sign up for this
It's almost my turn im hyped
Japter says you do what teenage girls on the internet tell you to do only to be confronted with nahdia having disappeared back into the aether from whence she came before she could beat you
im alone now, i dont need 2 post for it to happen
schutzekatze says Sincerely says can't object to that
Sincerely says You're bound to end up as a crazy cat lady - obsessed with cats, misanthropic and quirky. Preferring to befriend animals rather than humans.
You're also MORE immature than me and too sheltered to socialize properly irl.
I came here to read roasts not this gay shitt
Sincerely, don't feel special, he sends them to every girl. Not only are you going to die alone, but you will live the rest of your life alone too.
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dw i know why i'm gonna be alone anyway lol
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Look at this gay.
veryniceboy says I'd feel like a cheater trying to dig at you after you sent me that gushy PM, siriuslynice
Also, I must say that this is a masterclass thread
Oh look at the time...
there are some A+ roasts, in this thread
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I have been told to post here to get roasted