post to be ranked on funniness, the only thing i am qualified to rank people on. please help this thread get more posts than the other "post to be ranked" threads.
Well then Sims better show some of that humanity because I still don't have proof. Unless he shows us some hardcore evidence he is as funny as he says he is, then I'm going to have to report this to the fun police. Those are the mods, by the way. This could be an infraction of Forum Trolling.
seriously why are those words censored but blowjob isn't
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A priest is walking through a poor part of town where he regularly ministers to the poor and downtrodden when he overhears a man asking a prostitu*e for a blowjob and she replies '50 dollars.' Wondering what a blowjob is, he stops to ask one of his flock, who happens to be a hook*r herself,
"It's 50 dollars, father."
The priest, now more confused walks back to his church, where he sees a married woman who regularly attends mass, and stops to ask her what a blowjob is, she replies:
"It's 50 dollars, father."
Now even more confused, the priest goes to speak to one of the Nuns.
"Sister, what is a blowjob?"
To which the nun replies:
"It's 50 dollars just like everywhere else"
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a man is walking along the beach when he comes across a lamp in the sand. He picks it up and begins to dust it off when a Genie pops out.
"Master, I can grant you 3 wishes, but there is a catch, for everything you wish for every black man in the world will get twice of that"
The man stops and thinks and makes his first wish, he wishes for a lot of money, and the genie makes him a millionaire but every black man in the world now has twice as much money.
The man makes his second wish for a big house and he gets it, but now every black man in the world has one twice as big.
