Is a welsh roadman a real thing
Aw man I missed this thread :(
Roadman are you english or an american pretending to be english
Sounds foolproof, I imagine every girl going "Give it to me rough daddy YAAAASSS" after such a sexy line.
hahaha lukageo plussed that post
im not really sure thats any better tbh
"Quit struggling and get up against that wall"
I'll be using that line
excuse me? im 16 actually
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blocked blocked you're all blocked none of you are free of sin
i need to calm down with salamis sorry friends i g2g
i only want roberts salami :(
Jill stop being a sexual miscreant.
i mean im down for a pizza party but unfortunately the salami has to stay in the kitchen
oh wait nvm its because i grind my teeth when i get nervous
I found flossing hard untill God showed me the light and made these:

I sucked at flossing before but these babies made it so easy
That's like banging 10 guys and wondering how you're not a virgin.
It doesn't matter if you brush your teeth if you've already destroyed them.
HEY MAN THERE CAN BE MULTIPLE CAUSES, I BRUSH MY TEETH DAMN U
PS: jill i want ur body
break up w him, thats disgusting.
date me instead, im ordering steak w caramelized onions, mushrooms n green peppers