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I'm very happy Pokemon Go is a public game the way it is and I hope more games just like it are made. I really wish the secret service would use their black budget special fresh printed federal money on making a game with it themselves. Let me explain what thousands of people are seeing in only the first days of Pokemon Go, right now.

  1. Pedophiles are using Pokemon Go in order to lure children to secluded areas for abduction.
  2. Murders have been witnessed in public places because of this game and even attempts by murderers to frame people playing pokemon in "live streams to over thousands of people" have been made.
  3. There has been an increase on black people being fingered for crimes they haven't committed just because they walked in the wrong neighborhood where some people are extremely skilled at framing black people.

This is not entirely a bad thing even though it sounds like a bad thing. In religious theology, if anyone stands before God without hating anything at that moment, but, has the possibility to hate, God will intentionally bring that hate outside of the person so they may be purified (even if that means destroying them), normally by turning them into the thing they hated.

What we are seeing is the truth about the society we live in and Pokemon Go is helping the truth come out. It's like when someone stands before God and says "look at what these people have done to me" and God simply says "I have already forgiven them". Pokemon Go is purifying our society and even though there is so much to purify right now that it seems like it's only increases the crime rate, in reality it's increasing the crime discovery rate.

The entire reason invasion of privacy laws exist is because a lot of people have something to hide from each other that majority voted for a place that they can commit those crimes so long as they can clean up properly. Now what are you going to do as the purification process begins world wide and history begins to repeat itself? I wouldn't be surprised if Pokemon go gets shut down because of what I just said, but, don't worry, you guys will make an excuse as you always do.

If I was a secret service agent, I would make a game just like Pokemon Go, but, base it around something like bleach and use a system very similar to "dragon universe - byond" in order for stats to work correctly. In order to fight other people, you would have to show up in the hours specified by the FBI to have the highest chance of a murder or "strong cuddling", at the places most likely to have strong cuddling and murder, on purpose. I would also highly encourage streamers to stream while they play, giving them some kind of boost based on number of views at that moment.

Thanks for listening and I hope my fellow wise buddies understand the potential I am talking about.

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ciro says


LastProphet says

There has been an increase on black people being fingered




over 8 years

LastProphet says

There has been an increase on black people being fingered

over 8 years
good thread
over 8 years
stop bumping this
over 8 years
I thought Prophet was again, this thread saddens me.
over 8 years
Because of the Pokemon GO announcement for the Apple Watch.
over 8 years
lgames why did you revive a dead thread
over 8 years
Why didn't you mention it is the biggest location-based tool for datamining EVER?
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You want the truth? Pokemon Go was developed by ISIS to recruit young members. Any Phone newer than 2015 is equipped with a tiny C4 cartridge and heat chip that was provided and funded by ISIS and Intel (Did you really think it was your CPU causing your phone to be that hot?). You know why you find the monsters so close to people? Because they're set to be placed within proximation a person or of popular landmarks with alot of people. When you toss that pokeball, what you really do is send a signal to the camera to send out some of that tiny micro-C4 (sorta like how XRays send out little particles to take pictures of your bones). If you play Pokemon Go, you are a terrorist. If you have already played Pokemon Go, please stop the hate. You are killing people. lives outside of Pokemon Go matter. You must also send this to 10 people (copy and paste, not share), and say "thanks, nitrondo" and good luck will come your way, otherwise you will merely be plagued by the micro-c4 nanotechnology funded by Isis and Walt Disney.
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1-800-DID-IASK
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Bebop says

terry's threads are better


no they arent
over 8 years

Escurai says

Can't believe you linked this dirt on main lobby


*snickers*

Edit: If Sandbox is sand, then Main lobby is dirt.
over 8 years
Can't believe you linked this dirt on main lobby
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LastProphet says


Bebop says

terry's threads are better


That's like comparing vsauce to stufftheydontwantyoutoknow on youtube


terry's threads are still better
over 8 years

Bebop says

terry's threads are better


That's like comparing vsauce to stufftheydontwantyoutoknow on youtube
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i didnt read but

i just think it's funny how


the people that used to like be aholes to 'nerds' r like "zooomg im such a nerd catching pokemon xD"

jfc kfc
over 8 years
terry's threads are better
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shlt post
tl;dr
over 8 years
please stop
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Pokemon Go is a mason game, we shouldnt play it!!!! and also Rothschild controll all money of the world.

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