i was unaware it was possible to experience nausea due to comedy that doesn't really have anything to do with the gross-out factor but maybe that's how it is for expert comediennes like groundhogday
i watched two minutes of a john mulaney stand up special the other day and got physically nauseous
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"For I indeed once saw with my own eyes the Sibyl at Cumae hanging in her jar, and when the boys asked her, 'Sibyl, what do you want?' she answered 'I want to die'."
“Man, I want to die, is all,' cried Ploy. 'Don't you know,' said Dahoud, 'that life is the most precious possession you have?' 'Ho, ho,' said Ploy through his tears. 'Why?' 'Because,' said Dahoud, 'without it, you'd be dead.”
this patrice guy has a... a G-GIRLFRIEND?! Man, I hope they don't procreate.
also my favorite quote is a serious one and one everyone has heard before so I'm not posting it.
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“If a doctor said, ‘Look, all your back problems come from your 25-inch di.ck and your heavy balls, nig.ga, that’s why your back hurt’. I’d be like, ‘Nig.ga, well where’s the back brace store?’” - Patrice O’Neal on breast reduction surgery.
