You only win if you get the chick from American Beauty and bang her.

Sachy is worse

lol dude but in all seriousness this reminds me of what happened to me earlier today. i was at the gym and i was doing my normal 150 kg 20 set warm up, i remember because i saw a mark in the mirror, and i couldn't tell if it was a mark, or if there was something on my face, and this girl was giving me the eye. we were eyefucking all the way through my reps lol. look, i would elaborate on it but i don't think that would solve anything because i'm pretty sure she was married. i'm sure if i talked to her then she'd probably f'uck me, even though she was married. by the way, i'm irish.

lol dude but in all seriousness this reminds me of what happened to me earlier today. i was at the gym and i was doing my normal 150 kg 20 set warm up, i remember because i saw a mark in the mirror, and i couldn't tell if it was a mark, or if there was something on my face, and this girl was giving me the eye. we were eyefucking all the way through my reps lol. look, i would elaborate on it but i don't think that would solve anything because i'm pretty sure she was married. i'm sure if i talked to her then she'd probably f'uck me, even though she was married. by the way, i'm irish.

i am sorry sincerely, i need a love that escapes this world. i would have to fight dudes every day if i had a fat gf

Discordia says

sometimes at the end of the night I'll take a fat chick home

that's an impression of eris right

poser says

nerd, you're as innocent as my left hand after a breakup =^.~=

omg??? this is the best thing I've ever seen on epicmafia

Discordia says

I got knocked up by my music teachers cousin and had to leave the UAE to get an abortion.

was that before she was with the married guy

sometimes at the end of the night I'll take a fat chick home

lol that one is me

I got knocked up by my music teachers cousin and had to leave the UAE to get an abortion.