1) Keep them away from Internet websites such as EpicMafia. As much as there are nice people on this website, there are also some wrong uns (pedos in this case), and some of them might even be moderators. I don't know for sure. It's possible though. Feel free to use your parental controls to block out certain urls.
2) Teach them about sex yourselves, rather than rely on their school to do so, or perhaps even their friends to offer what little experience they have. What are the downsides to this? Well, there are a few, but specifically the sparked interest they might have, especially with regard to pornographic films. You don't want them starting too young or they may end up saving some bad omens to their hard drive.
3) Keep them away from strangers. This is self explanatory.
4) Keep them away from black people. You don't want them to be stabbed.
5) Don't spoil them too much or they may have no work ethic, and feel like the world owes them something all their lives.
6) Don't let them drive your car as they may crash it and injure themselves.
7) Teach them that there is a world outside. You don't want them to end up like closed minded tumblr bloggers.
I don't think you should be giving advice when you've no experience in raising kids yourself but then again neither should we have a mod with a certain condition on a website mostly populated by under-aged teens.
It's something he'd personally want to do after all, make sure you wire them before you send them in~!
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I am a mod. Do not say this about me!
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and then i pretty much ran away when he was dying, and my grandmother told me afterwards he'd been asking constantly why i wasn't coming to see him, and on the night he died he'd stayed up late into the night reminiscing about old times with a dude with my same name. fck man, the feels. alright i'm done lol
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my grandfather used save the newspaper appearances i made for my court cases too
there's one in which i was said to have been "a bit ropey" one night, and i'd gotten in some fight anyway, can't really remember, but he loved it, and i never stopped hearing about it
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ill be sure to save this somewhere for when I have kids
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sorry, a bunch of posts on EM have conspired to make me nostalgic
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my old man let me figure life out for myself always, never gave me any advice or anything, but then always showed up in court for me and we'd go to dinner after and he'd be sitting across from me, me with a black eye in a fancy restaurant one particularly funny time and everyone looking at me, smiling like 'you'll figure it out eventually'. always gave me his car even though i crashed so many cars. one time he was backing me up with a golf club after i'd cracked this real gangster's head open one night out with one of those old blocks of mobile phones because he was picking on one of my mates. nearly turned it on me after the situation was diffused, but i mean i was bringing them to his house and his family. i barely talk to my old man tbh, but i think he enjoys the stories he hears, and he has always been there for me. i have one pic of me and him from when i was young, and it's of him reading me this haunted mansion book, one of those like choose your adventure books, and it owns. i mean i think i turned out quite all right lol. i am throwing my kids in at the deep end every time. i'll be there too tho ofc
