Epicmafia

Harry's Top Tips

over 8 years

For saving children.

1) Keep them away from Internet websites such as EpicMafia. As much as there are nice people on this website, there are also some wrong uns (pedos in this case), and some of them might even be moderators. I don't know for sure. It's possible though. Feel free to use your parental controls to block out certain urls.

2) Teach them about sex yourselves, rather than rely on their school to do so, or perhaps even their friends to offer what little experience they have. What are the downsides to this? Well, there are a few, but specifically the sparked interest they might have, especially with regard to pornographic films. You don't want them starting too young or they may end up saving some bad omens to their hard drive.

3) Keep them away from strangers. This is self explanatory.

4) Keep them away from black people. You don't want them to be stabbed.

5) Don't spoil them too much or they may have no work ethic, and feel like the world owes them something all their lives.

6) Don't let them drive your car as they may crash it and injure themselves.

7) Teach them that there is a world outside. You don't want them to end up like closed minded tumblr bloggers.

8) Allow them to express their masculinity.

If anyone has tips then feel free to post below.

Should pedos be allowed on this website?

Yes

I don't have a strong opinion

tigermom

over 8 years

DID ANYONE MENTION ETHEREAL

deletedover 8 years

omg

Zhuorb

over 8 years

Think About The Children!

Becomeclear

over 8 years

I don't think you should be giving advice when you've no experience in raising kids yourself
but then again neither should we have a mod with a certain condition on a website mostly populated by under-aged teens.

Zhuorb

over 8 years

Thank you for these tips

deletedover 8 years

actually there recently my old man turned to me and said like in just pure awe, no censure at all, 'how do u even get in this much trouble?'

that's probably my favourite moment out of all of it. i was telling one fcked up story tho

Totori

over 8 years

MeetTerry says

ill make harry teach my kids sex ed

It's something he'd personally want to do after all, make sure you wire them before you send them in~!

deletedover 8 years

I am a mod. Do not say this about me!

deletedover 8 years

and then i pretty much ran away when he was dying, and my grandmother told me afterwards he'd been asking constantly why i wasn't coming to see him, and on the night he died he'd stayed up late into the night reminiscing about old times with a dude with my same name. fck man, the feels. alright i'm done lol

deletedover 8 years

my grandfather used save the newspaper appearances i made for my court cases too

there's one in which i was said to have been "a bit ropey" one night, and i'd gotten in some fight anyway, can't really remember, but he loved it, and i never stopped hearing about it

deletedover 8 years

ill be sure to save this somewhere for when I have kids

deletedover 8 years

sorry, a bunch of posts on EM have conspired to make me nostalgic

deletedover 8 years

my old man let me figure life out for myself always, never gave me any advice or anything, but then always showed up in court for me and we'd go to dinner after and he'd be sitting across from me, me with a black eye in a fancy restaurant one particularly funny time and everyone looking at me, smiling like 'you'll figure it out eventually'. always gave me his car even though i crashed so many cars. one time he was backing me up with a golf club after i'd cracked this real gangster's head open one night out with one of those old blocks of mobile phones because he was picking on one of my mates. nearly turned it on me after the situation was diffused, but i mean i was bringing them to his house and his family. i barely talk to my old man tbh, but i think he enjoys the stories he hears, and he has always been there for me. i have one pic of me and him from when i was young, and it's of him reading me this haunted mansion book, one of those like choose your adventure books, and it owns. i mean i think i turned out quite all right lol. i am throwing my kids in at the deep end every time. i'll be there too tho ofc