ok i typed it back up here it is
my oh my darling. you have lovely feet. especially the curvature of your big toes. have you ever heard of the golden spiral? it’s a spiral whose growth factor is the golden ratio. these appear everywhere in nature. the ratio produces the most beautiful shapes to our eye. your big toe possesses that curvature. it js truly remarkable how gorgeous your big toe is. the way that your right big toe slightly eclipses your left is an elegant move that adds flair to the otherwise simple looking picture of feet. the obstruction of your left toe is also further spotlighted by your other toes being kept further away than usual. while the smaller toes are equidistant, the big toes are held out, as if they are screaming “look at me!” and rightfully so. that is not to say that the smaller toes are not interesting though. i could go on, but i must cut my time short as i must share a cup of tea with the picture of your toes. farewell
My boss is actually killing me. Shes litearlly killing me i cant ake this shit no more i mean shes nice and all but shes so pushy and is overwokring me to death and im just ap oor college student who doesnt need to be working overtime every week why is she doing this to me. why are you doing this to me Alice
she didn't really stop me from playing epicmafia though in class which is a thumbs up
Guys this isn't a correlation it's not why I failed
stop walking about smegma
If we're talking about non-em users shout out to my prof who shouldn't be teaching at a college-level at all you've made my major an awful experience just bc of ur class and it's clear you could've formatted it better like by a million times
Well rewrite it out you stupid idit
When we met irl the stank was so bad. i almost choked literally 20 times it was terrible .... the musk .... god.... . JK ILY AND LETS MEET UP AGAIN SOMETIME OK? literal bae hahah
you ever just write a whole paragraph about how fluffy someone makes u feel and then u delete it cuz of paranoia. anyways i love u so much
Some of these aren't even about epicmafia users btw i just like to subtweet. Coworker janet PLEASE stop stealing my f*ucking monster energy drinks from the workers fridge im dy ing of thirst and drowsiness
Ok i've literally posted like 5 of these about you already and they were all negative but. I think you are a really sweet and kind and funny and goofy person that deserves soooo much goodness in their life and idk! Ur kinda thickheaded but I really adore you and if you don't feel the same thats ok because this has happened like 20 times already and i never learn lol yikes
This is too all my big booty b8tches out there u know who u are ..... I respect women and ur booties deserve appraisal from only the sweetest most kindest of gentlemen (or gentlewomen)
They posted 5 seconds before i posted a subtweet literally about them and im shook
I KNOWWE DON't TALK MUCH BUT LIKE. I REALLY ENJOY YOU OK AND I THINK UR REALLY SWEWET. please talk to me more ily?
Sent me feet pics before
I don't know if they're aware on why I stopped talking to them.
YOU THINK YOUR COUNCIL THREAD IS MORE LEGIT THAN MINE BUT ITS NOT SO
UR A FREAKIN SWEETY PIE AND I REALLY LOVE U !!!! Ur so adorable oh my gosh and my actual gf i want u to be able to live in a mansion with like 400 servents because honsetly u deserve it and nobody desreves it more then u (this may or may not be aout em user s*mantha btw)
ur ALSO really annoying and like mad rude to me and idk what the hecko gecko i did to u
if i oculd gut you like a fish or take your toes i would.
please please please please please plesae stop infiltrating my thoughts . i literally can't do this anymore its all i ever think about i actually want to implode like . oh mygod. Leave me in peace
IVE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE AND HONESTLY... you are a massive furry but u are a cute goofball and you honestly deserve everything and more but sreiously Get off ur lazy for once
hsy... ur really fun and i love it when u levitate at the end of my bed asking for my feet jam or something else weird when i wake up from my sleep paralysis
but no ur really fun and we get along grreat
i dont get why ppl like u but its whatever i guess what can i do abt it
