1. everytime i'm in your presence i want to gauge my eyes out so i no longer have to read the shįt fest that is your personality. you're insufferable.
2. i want u to be happy and i'm sorry for not being a very good friend. i don't know how to tell you that it's just my personality and that it has nothing to do with u.
3. you're really cool and i admire u. i want to take u to an art museum and do very gay things w u. god bless ur heart and soul. you're so fr*cken cute.
4. i'm really sorry about what happened and i regret ruining our friendship bc you were so much fun to be around and i miss our snaps and endless calls. i will always be fond of u even if u don't like me. i treasure the times we spent together
5. can u get ur brother to watch scooby fr*cken doo with me. that is all. thank u. (i hope daddy tahm kench treats u well)
i can't believe you're still so abhorrent and disgusting and that you've dragged another person down with you! wow! there is just nothing good inside you! nothing at all! you are a waste!
very insecure man, has many personal issues that he should sort out. very big hypocrite as well. nasty man in both the physical and metaphorical context
remember ppl, before trying to fix others, fix yoself
You're a self-insert personality who can fit themselves into every single one of these posts because you're so willing to see yourself in every negative perspective possible because you're so ready and willing for people to hate you, to the point it makes me wonder if you just do it because they're really all true or you honestly can't see yourself in a positive life as you just sit there and wait for that special someone to come along and suddenly make you realize that you're beautiful on the inside. That's not going to happen. What is going to happen is they'll see what's underneath after all these years of negativeness and run far, far away. I guess in a way that's what you want, though. More reasons to hate yourself. I'm not even saying try to be positive Jesus in trying to say good luck it's probably too late lol
You've given me motivational words time and time again even when I was in the wrong, even with such excruciating evidence against me that I worry if you ever get in a abusive friendship or relationship you'll end up in a loop of mistrust and depression and someone like you I can only wish you to find a better place than epic mafia
Finally, you insufferable inconsiderate walnut. Jesus Christ you make me look like a god damn savoir compared to you, and that's really saying something. Good luck with ever finding any redeemable trait about yourself, at least I'm stupid enough to still like myself, I wonder if there's only hate underneath your slime-ridden shell of a body