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and i almost shaved my neckbeard and tried leaving my basement but couldn't. apparently my mom moved out of the house along time ago and the new tenants paved concrete over the door where i've been living. how does this s hit even happen. how did em go down for 5 f ucking hrs?

upvote if you experienced this too

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_humor#Incongruity_theory

Skim this

Since i gave you the test, I knew what you shouldve said. When I got drill machine it made it hilarious
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It's not funny. I've had this test before. That's why I changed it on purpose. The first time I said red hammer. So the test is still good.
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Ye thats why it was funny
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I said drill machine though. Even though hammer came to my mind first.
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Was chatting with pranay during the downtime
Told him to name the first color and tool that come to his mind
He says red drill hammer after a pause
I ask why not just 'red hammer'

He says:
[6/26/2016 8:57:55 PM] pranay: As I said
[6/26/2016 8:58:01 PM] pranay: This is juvenile
[6/26/2016 8:58:06 PM] pranay: Worry about better things
[6/26/2016 8:58:25 PM] pranay: Like why is the em website not opening for me
[6/26/2016 8:58:48 PM] pranay: There are studies available online
[6/26/2016 8:58:58 PM] pranay: Read them instead of asking someone who read them
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didn't even notice
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Lmao vilden ily
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yea
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Nah. It was just you.