[4:44:34 PM] Jason: She's mayweather [4:44:43 PM] Jason: you're a kid on the street [4:44:47 PM] Jack: mayweather hugs his opponents for 75% of the match [4:44:51 PM] Jason: yeah [4:44:53 PM] Chris: lol [4:44:56 PM] Jason: she still a winner doe [4:46:02 PM] Caroline: jack is literally so mad [4:46:06 PM] Caroline: and is getting trolled so hard [4:46:17 PM] Dean C: you [4:46:32 PM] Dean C: you'd think the stand up comedian could take a joke smh [4:46:36 PM] Dean C: you're trolled [4:46:37 PM] Jack: i’m gonna go lift now that i have some adrenaline flowing [4:46:39 PM] Jack: no [4:46:40 PM] Jack: it’s not a joke [4:46:49 PM] Jack: it’s the same i’ve heard my whole life dean [4:46:53 PM] Jack: and that’s fine [4:47:02 PM] Jason: I'd fight dean [4:47:06 PM] Jack: they just don’t know that they’re wrong [4:47:10 PM] Caroline: well i was joking
[4:41:13 PM] Caroline: tf lmao [4:41:14 PM] Jason: please record yourself [4:41:14 PM] Caroline: who [4:41:15 PM] Caroline: when [4:41:16 PM] Jason: punching something [4:41:31 PM] Jack: this is so f*cking [4:41:38 PM] evolpz: reported [4:41:39 PM] Jack: the lengths you people go to [4:41:42 PM] Caroline: jack is getting heated and i LOVE IT [4:41:48 PM] evolpz: America hates jack [4:42:03 PM] Jason: no [4:42:06 PM] Jason: they love jack [4:42:24 PM] Jack: i would off lots of people for saying a lot [4:42:09 PM] Jason: but they also know [4:42:16 PM] Jason: caroline would f*ck him up in a fight [4:42:26 PM] Jack: that’s laughably inaccurate [4:42:38 PM] Jack: jason i know you’re not often wrong, but you’re wrong [4:42:46 PM] Jason: no [4:42:50 PM] Jason: I'm not wrong [4:43:12 PM] Jack: yes you are [4:43:39 PM] Jack: do you know how many times i’ve been pushed around playing sports [4:43:54 PM] Jason: why let yourself get pushed around [4:43:54 PM] Caroline: prob 0 jack [4:43:59 PM] Jack: jason [4:44:04 PM] Jack: i was a very small child [4:44:11 PM] Caroline: i can confirm [4:44:16 PM] Jack: it wasn’t hard [4:44:18 PM] Jack: no you f*cking can't [4:44:19 PM] Jason: Yeah [4:44:22 PM] Caroline: LOL [4:44:27 PM] Jason: Caroline has a history of winning fights [4:44:31 PM] Jack: really
EMBB LIVE UPDATE: Who would win in a fight, Jack or Caroline?
[4:38:07 PM] Caroline: deandean ur cruising for a bruising [4:38:11 PM] Caroline: jack learned his lesson honestly [4:38:21 PM] Jack: she still sounds like a deranged doll come to life [4:38:26 PM] Jack: what lesson [4:38:38 PM] Caroline: that i would fk u up [4:38:50 PM] Jack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
no. [4:38:57 PM] Caroline: yes lol [4:39:07 PM] Jack: no, i learned my lesson that you wouldn’t [4:39:07 PM] Jason: My money [4:39:11 PM] Jack: last time i swear [4:39:11 PM] Jason: is still on caroline [4:39:19 PM] Caroline: i think everyones money is on me [4:39:26 PM] Jack: do you do this just to emasculate me jason [4:39:30 PM] Jack: as if i can GET any lower [4:39:37 PM] Caroline: too bad hes right [4:39:40 PM] Jack: he’s not [4:39:53 PM] Jack: and i’m like losing brain cells over this hypothetical still existing [4:40:13 PM] Jason: no [4:40:19 PM] Jason: caroline would definitely win [4:40:28 PM] Jason: I'd stake a considerable amount of money on this [4:40:46 PM] Jack: haha this is so much fun let’s just humiliate jack and act like a girl could beat him up [4:40:53 PM] Jason: no [4:40:55 PM] Jason: but she would [4:40:56 PM] Caroline: jack [4:40:58 PM] Jack: i am going to go LIFT WEIGHTS AS A MAN [4:40:59 PM] Jack: she wouldn't [4:41:01 PM] Caroline: have u ever punched anyone [4:41:02 PM] Jack: yes [4:41:04 PM] Jack: have you [4:41:07 PM] Caroline: that's not ur sister [4:41:10 PM] Jack: yes [4:41:10 PM] Jason: Jack
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The Caroline Daddy Counter:
Caroline has said the word Daddy 18 times in 3 days.
[6/22/16, 4:31:02 PM] AJ ♛: Not feeling the gym today folks [6/22/16, 4:31:04 PM] AJ ♛: Not feeling it [6/22/16, 4:31:15 PM] Caroline: Wanna feel me instead [6/22/16, 4:31:26 PM] AJ ♛: Ugh yes [6/22/16, 4:31:34 PM] Lelmo: Carojane is the best showmance. [6/22/16, 4:31:34 PM] Caroline: :] [6/22/16, 4:31:46 PM] AJ ♛: Carojane is the only show mange [6/22/16, 4:31:48 PM] AJ ♛: me [6/22/16, 4:31:50 PM] AJ ♛: Showman E [6/22/16, 4:31:50 PM] Caroline: Annabelle u r so cute that hair is perf [6/22/16, 4:31:52 PM] AJ ♛: SHOWNANCE [6/22/16, 4:31:56 PM] Lelmo: lmfao [6/22/16, 4:31:57 PM] anna: anna I shall motivate you! i'm also going to the gym today [6/22/16, 4:31:58 PM] anna: AWWW [6/22/16, 4:32:00 PM] anna: thanks caroline [6/22/16, 4:32:04 PM] AJ ♛: yes motivate me [6/22/16, 4:32:34 PM] Jason: where were all the females on my season [6/22/16, 4:32:35 PM] anna: I'm also lazy tho I missed the last like 3 or 4 gym days [6/22/16, 4:32:37 PM] anna: yikes [6/22/16, 4:32:43 PM] anna: so I literally like have to go tonight [6/22/16, 4:32:48 PM] Jason: Truly a tragedy
I guess it's an okay thing that I wasn't selected for the cast this time around because I'm definitely not a leader, nor am I a challenge threat (like, at all,) I'm far from popular, and my strategy is to specifically avoid having a strategy... It really is a shame that there's not offbeat category this season.
[7:33:39 PM] AJ: Ok dude I'm not gonna waste my breath on this bullsh*t, you need to actually take a minute and reread the chat. I went along with the joke all day. [7:34:31 PM] AJ: Sorry I added you on Skype [7:34:32 PM] AJ: My bad [7:34:39 PM] AJ: Now please leave me alone [7:35:14 PM] Happy 0wns: Yeah, at first. Kinda boring with the same response over and over but w/e. Obviously associating myself with you was a bad idea. It's always a bad idea. buhbye [7:37:24 PM] Dean C: I just didn't get the joke because the joke was making yourself seem like the equivalent of.... a horny puppy longing for a poodle across the street you'll never meet lol [7:38:02 PM] Happy 0wns: It was more like Showmance extreme, but w/e bad idea im done with it lol [7:38:15 PM] Happy 0wns: Im having a string of bad jokes today apparently [7:38:18 PM] Happy 0wns: normally im on point [7:38:31 PM] Happy 0wns: not necessarily on epicmafia but elsewhere lol [7:39:27 PM] Happy 0wns: Regardless that joke normally goes well with others. Probably bad choice of person lmfao
[7:19:33 PM] Dean C: Also happy you're a creepy dude [7:22:43 PM] Happy 0wns: lmfao [7:22:48 PM] Happy 0wns: Got it broskiniski [7:24:18 PM] Happy 0wns: I'll remember that the next time I think of the real creeper faucet f*cker :P [7:24:33 PM] Dean C: broskinski? [7:24:44 PM] Dean C: the hell is a broskinski [7:25:00 PM | Edited 7:24:54 PM] Dean C: and nobody actually believes I f*ck faucets but people believe you are a creep [7:25:05 PM] Happy 0wns: Right [7:25:17 PM] Happy 0wns: because making a joke over the internet over someone who deserves nothing good from me obviously makes me a creep [7:26:09 PM] AJ: Dude shut the f*ck up [7:26:38 PM] AJ: Emmy asked me to be chill and I said ok I will if this motherf*cker doesn't provoke me [7:26:51 PM] AJ: But you have been provoking and poking at me all day and it's too much [7:26:54 PM] AJ: So f*ck off [7:26:59 PM] Happy 0wns: :) [7:27:09 PM] Happy 0wns: (y) [7:28:47 PM] Happy 0wns: Nice of you to actually talk for yourself at least. [7:28:59 PM] Caroline: my god [7:29:02 PM] AJ: Speak English moron [7:30:02 PM] Happy 0wns: Well. For starters. You don't add me on Skype. Secondly, you don't make moronic insults lol [7:30:38 PM] AJ: I added you because I was adding everyone from the game? [7:30:42 PM] AJ: You're pathetic [7:30:44 PM] AJ: F*ck outta here [7:30:54 PM] Happy 0wns: While I made a point of adding everyone but you. [7:31:05 PM] Happy 0wns: Sucks. Can't say I'm the pathetic one really. Can't say you're the pathetic one. [7:32:23 PM] Happy 0wns: And instead of just letting some tension go and go along with a joke. You had to be super serious. That's just f*cking annoying really [7:32:38 PM] AJ: I went along with it all f*cking day dude [7:32:42 PM] AJ: And then it got creepy [7:32:48 PM] AJ: And uncomfortable [7:32:52 PM] Happy 0wns: How [7:33:00 PM | Edited 7:33:00 PM] Happy 0wns: Obviously your idea of creepy is a little bit different than mine
[6/22/16, 12:50:42 AM] AJ ♛: i wish i could put into words how much i dislike you [6/22/16, 12:50:47 AM] AJ ♛: but i cant [6/22/16, 12:50:54 AM] Caroline: anna spread ur legs [6/22/16, 12:51:03 AM] AJ ♛: what [6/22/16, 12:53:02 AM] Happy 0wns: Caroline's just setting me up [6/22/16, 12:53:03 AM] Happy 0wns: duh [6/22/16, 12:53:15 AM] Caroline: for me [6/22/16, 12:53:16 AM] Caroline: not him [6/22/16, 12:53:23 AM] AJ ♛: ok for caro [6/22/16, 12:53:52 AM] Happy 0wns: WUT [6/22/16, 12:53:54 AM] Happy 0wns: both of us [6/22/16, 12:56:01 AM] Caroline: happy [6/22/16, 12:56:07 AM] Happy 0wns: caro [6/22/16, 12:56:07 AM] Caroline: i think u should leave anna alone now [6/22/16, 12:56:10 AM] Caroline: ur being rly wweird [6/22/16, 12:56:15 AM] Happy 0wns: yaso [6/22/16, 12:56:17 AM] evolpz: bikini bottom we love u [6/22/16, 12:56:31 AM] Caroline: its uncomfortable for me and I'm sure its uncomfortable for her [6/22/16, 12:56:34 AM] Caroline: so just give it a rest [6/22/16, 12:56:39 AM] Caroline: the joke has gone on long enough [6/22/16, 12:57:05 AM] Happy 0wns: You'd be surprised how long I can keep a dead joke going [6/22/16, 12:57:18 AM] Caroline: well stop [6/22/16, 12:57:22 AM] Caroline: its getting weird [6/22/16, 12:57:38 AM] Happy 0wns: ok mouthpiece! Will do, be back to it tomorrow [6/22/16, 12:57:48 AM] Caroline: ummmmmmmmmm
[6/22/16, 12:26:21 AM] Happy 0wns: have fun in the challenge AJ <3 I'll miss you!!! :$ [6/22/16, 12:26:29 AM] AJ ♛: make it stop [6/22/16, 12:26:34 AM] evolpz: lol [6/22/16, 12:45:28 AM] evolpz: Evolpz EMBB2 waits for challenge [6/22/16, 12:47:12 AM] AJ ♛: me 2 [6/22/16, 12:47:32 AM] Happy 0wns: we can wait together [6/22/16, 12:47:34 AM] Happy 0wns: TOGETHER FOREVER! [6/22/16, 12:48:00 AM] Happy 0wns: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 [6/22/16, 12:48:14 AM] AJ ♛: (headbang) [6/22/16, 12:49:59 AM] Happy 0wns: That wall better have a poster of me on it. Cuz there's no other reason for you to be touching it so much
