The old alpha male is taken aback by the young upstart. After ruffling feathers, and posturing in a defense move, the old male retreats. Thinking he has won over the pride's fertile female, the young intruder performs a victory dance. The old alpha male has one last trick up his sleeve. His old scraggly lieutenant surprises the intruder with a one two fist to the dome. The young female has had enough, and all go home with blue balls.
Soap Dodger French From the French habit of not appearing to bathe regularly. Also France supposedly has the lowest per capita soap consumption in Europe.