I was at a watch shop today and convinced my mom to "get me the stupid duck"! By that I mean a cute gray statuette of a duck. For some reason, my mom doesn't appreciate it.
It looks like it's plotting something.
I will update if I find out its plan is safe for you, so you can feel at rest as soon as possible, if there's any reason to feel at rest.
Allyphobia is real and not a joke. Please be serious in here guys.
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The top Republican scientists have just announced their most recent findings: gays are in fact the same species as the rest of us, but their intentions and plans are still unknown.
