"No one can kill a Jedi"

Anakin, you killed them all.

U even call urself eris. BE ERIS AGAIN PLZ

*Storm is coming up annie, you better get home quick*

why does this b*tch got an australian accent wtf

Arcbell says

We made plans to visit Eris instead, and I probably shouldn't drive while intoxicated to the level required to be posting in an EM drunk thread. Rose just can't resist a star wars marathon. Eris we'll be there by the time it gets good no need to pause.

*gets out shotgun*

boy get off my land

Arcbell says

What happened to the boozing though?

I'm pretty intoxicated. But it's ok

We made plans to visit Eris instead, and I probably shouldn't drive while intoxicated to the level required to be posting in an EM drunk thread. Rose just can't resist a star wars marathon. Eris we'll be there by the time it gets good no need to pause.

Oh yeh, I forgot Anakin had a M I L F fetish.

Natalie Portman is my dream girl

TAKE THE HANDMAID

B*tch is Natalie Portman, can't you tell???? it's Natalie Portman. Qui-gon pls.

OK WHY ARE THERE SLAVES ON TATTOOINE UNDER THE REPUBLIC BUT NOT THE EMPIRE???

Yeah Arcbell what happened

What happened to the boozing though?

this is great, keep it up

Stupid bigger fish always a bigger fish f*ck you George Lucas you f*cking cuck

Weesa no like the Naboo.

But Natalie Portman is hot

Qui-gon: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way

Yeh, like the film reviews for the racist caricature that is Jar Jar Binks.

Sith Lords: Yellow Eyes
Jar Jar: Yellow Eyes

Coincidence?

Just saw Jar Jar

it's all downhill from here

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war"

Liberal scum.

"You were right about one thing Master, the negotiations were short"

Obi-wan you smartass b*tch.

"They must be dead by now"

Yeh but Jedi carry gas masks in their frikkin' utility belts.

I forgot how f*cking stupid the droids look.

F*ck you George Lucas..

My Master will be with you shortly.

Hey maybe you should fellate me you droid b*tch.

And they never figure out Jar Jar Binks is one.

Jedi can't even figure out the Supreme Chancellor is a f*cking Sith Lord until the last movie though, Jesus Christ.

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INTRO SCROLL

Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict...