Can I ask to be considered?

It was only an hour and 30 minutes later I realized I typed tenants when I wanted tenets.

Man, Connor just jelly he wasn't the first person to troll people on EM exploiting the tenants of social justice.

everyone just calls me an sjw for being nice to people lmfao

I was right all along

Oh whoops I meant to say GRS. I am a terrible mod!

don't forget GRS

But that's just details

Well it's acceptable if more than half is ISP and the rest is HC.

Arcbell says

"-Have at least 50 reports filed on people that are community vios" this is key tho

also have at least 1/2 your vios given be HC as a mod

"-Have at least 50 reports filed on people that are community vios" this is key tho

How to be a social justice warrior on epic mafia
-Have at least 50 reports filed on people that are community vios
-Have a tumblr linked on your profile
-Spend more time on the forums then in games, but not be a troll
-You use your alts to help upvote/downvote reports and posts
-Host games to specifically kick certain people who try to join, and not just because they're noavis

Regardless what your values are in real life, using this formula will make people point at you and say 'omg sjw', even if you aren't one.

Hi. I don't know any of you. Petition to become the newest Black / Orange ranger.

so i have a confession to make....

the users above and below me are sjw's

can i be rainbow bc i'm gay

Sincerely says

Arcbell says

Okay by popular request I am changing Sonrio with Togepi, since they both want it.

I am, however, leaving calvin muted.

ZORON IS A HUGE STD

I would like to nominate myself. I would spread the word that Zoron is in fact, NOT a huge STD.

Arcbell says

Okay by popular request I am changing Sonrio with Togepi, since they both want it.

I am, however, leaving calvin muted.

ZORON IS A HUGE STD

Okay by popular request I am changing Sonrio with Togepi, since they both want it.

I am, however, leaving calvin muted.

PINK IS SO UGLY can i be purple or light blue

I propose to change the "J" in justice for a "G", so that we may be called SGRs.

It's what he would have wanted.

Muting Calvin here is akin to forcing someone who thinks he is batman to save the world from catwoman or whatever. Stop this fre*king calamity.

add me i am sjw

please unmute calvin. this is discrimination against people who think that taking things like the right to remain silent completely out of context and applying them to EM is logical.

I'm literally going to punch Arcbell in the hat if I don't get switched to mega lord supreme b*tch pink ranger.