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about 9 years

Love is blind but EM-marriage is an eyeopener. Relationships here are arguably harder than real life ones. Let us help you with your epicmafia love woes.

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Credentials:

expose: happily married on em for 5 years

pingu: i'm not married to a different person on each alt

about 9 years

cozy says

I'm married to the juiciest person ever


ship.
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he likes it cold, like most people
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harodihg says

my girlfriend


did you warm it up tho
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my girlfriend
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harodihg says




what is this
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I'm in love with this site, but it abuses me on a regular basis...
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expose says


Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple


I lol'd
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yes please
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that cantaloupe is absolutely bored bro!
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I vote harodihg and his cantaloupe
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vote me and my VacuMaster vacuum pump
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i know some things about love!!!! you stick the hand into the butt and then u get babby

duh
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Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple
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Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


Post pics of your hand and let the community decide
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Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
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Goodbar says


bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love


making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person


STOP BEING AWAKE SO LATE. or alternatively https://epicmafia.com/game/5154154
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my dream is to be married to a main account.
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bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love


making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person
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EM loves big butts and it cannot lie
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been married to shacky for over a year, im the real winner
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Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love
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Guys, this is a serious thread. It would be appreciated if you kept on topic.
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yea well i make excellent love
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No ok this is the real guru