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EM Love Gurus

over 8 years

Love is blind but EM-marriage is an eyeopener. Relationships here are arguably harder than real life ones. Let us help you with your epicmafia love woes.

Remember, everything you disclose with us is confidential. For example, hypothetically, if soda wanted help with his minors or arcbell with his catfish problems, we would not disclose this information with anyone! Hypothetically, of course.

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Credentials:

expose: happily married on em for 5 years

pingu: i'm not married to a different person on each alt

over 8 years

cozy says

I'm married to the juiciest person ever


ship.
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he likes it cold, like most people
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harodihg says

my girlfriend


did you warm it up tho
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my girlfriend
over 8 years

harodihg says




what is this
over 8 years
I'm in love with this site, but it abuses me on a regular basis...
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expose says


Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple


I lol'd
over 8 years
yes please
over 8 years
that cantaloupe is absolutely bored bro!
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over 8 years
I vote harodihg and his cantaloupe
over 8 years
vote me and my VacuMaster vacuum pump
over 8 years
i know some things about love!!!! you stick the hand into the butt and then u get babby

duh
over 8 years

Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple
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Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)


Post pics of your hand and let the community decide
over 8 years
Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)
over 8 years

Goodbar says


bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love


making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person


STOP BEING AWAKE SO LATE. or alternatively https://epicmafia.com/game/5154154
over 8 years
my dream is to be married to a main account.
over 8 years

bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love


making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person
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EM loves big butts and it cannot lie
over 8 years
been married to shacky for over a year, im the real winner
over 8 years
Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love
over 8 years
Guys, this is a serious thread. It would be appreciated if you kept on topic.
over 8 years
yea well i make excellent love
over 8 years
No ok this is the real guru