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EM Love Gurus

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Love is blind but EM-marriage is an eyeopener. Relationships here are arguably harder than real life ones. Let us help you with your epicmafia love woes.

Remember, everything you disclose with us is confidential. For example, hypothetically, if soda wanted help with his minors or arcbell with his catfish problems, we would not disclose this information with anyone! Hypothetically, of course.

To sign up, all you have to do is pm us! We can talk over em or skype :)

Credentials:

expose: happily married on em for 5 years

pingu: i'm not married to a different person on each alt

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cozy says

I'm married to the juiciest person ever

ship.

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he likes it cold, like most people

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harodihg says

my girlfriend

did you warm it up tho

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my girlfriend

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harodihg says

what is this

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I'm in love with this site, but it abuses me on a regular basis...

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expose says

Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)

I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple

I lol'd

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yes please

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that cantaloupe is absolutely bored bro!

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I vote harodihg and his cantaloupe

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vote me and my VacuMaster vacuum pump

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i know some things about love!!!! you stick the hand into the butt and then u get babby

duh

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Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)

I nominate ThridAug and his hand as best EM couple

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Anthony says

Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)

Post pics of your hand and let the community decide

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Also, me and Antikrist for best EM couple just imho i'll fight anyone who says differently though (come at me connor)

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Goodbar says

bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love

making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person

STOP BEING AWAKE SO LATE. or alternatively https://epicmafia.com/game/5154154

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my dream is to be married to a main account.

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bernin says

Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love

making love is like 3 way lylo. just hammer the right person

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EM loves big butts and it cannot lie

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been married to shacky for over a year, im the real winner

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Goodbar, give me some lessons in the art of making love

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Guys, this is a serious thread. It would be appreciated if you kept on topic.

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yea well i make excellent love

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No ok this is the real guru